I would really like a bowler hat.
the random thought thread
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If I choose to listen to your automated menu in English, I don't want to hear Latin "hold" music!
LBS or online parts extravaganza, decisions decisions hmm... 
http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/index.php?n=angelina+jolie
best anagram ever
best anagram ever
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Burt Reynolds's anagram name is STURDY/NOBLER
...no matter what t-shirt color I wear belly button lint is always grey.
I think I'm attracted to pretentious girls. I feel like it's not so much that I'm attracted to the pretentious part, but rather girls that are pretentious typically share a set of other characteristics, personality traits and features that I'm attracted to.
and Rosie needs to be shaken by a british nanny
Vicks Vapo-rub would not be appropriate as a "personal lubricant"...
edit: I can only assume of course.
edit: I can only assume of course.
I make my money moving pianos. We move huge, expensive objects into and out of people's houses, and the idea is to do that without wrecking either the piano or the house.
There are only two kinds of customers in my business.
There are the kind who can't watch, the kind who have to.
Another thought. There sure are a lot of people who can play "Fur Elise" badly.
There are only two kinds of customers in my business.
There are the kind who can't watch, the kind who have to.
Another thought. There sure are a lot of people who can play "Fur Elise" badly.
The google maps satellite image of my house has been updated.
i have cheese dip in my beard. i wonder how long it has been there?
It's a good day off for a nice solid 18 @ Mt. Dora Golf Club with some bevys thrown in for good measure. 
Did I get stood up tonight?
Edit: I didn't.
Edit: I didn't.
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I have new safety shoes. Airwalks....comfy.
And I'm ready to hit the vert ramp on a moment's notice.
And I'm ready to hit the vert ramp on a moment's notice.
M-E-T-H-O-D man.....
Bellboy:
Oh! God! You're breaking the extra bone all Canadians have in their hands!
Oh! God! You're breaking the extra bone all Canadians have in their hands!
whats for breakfast
Leave the scab alone, don't pick the scab, leave it alone...
Leave the scab alone, don't pick the scab, leave it alone...
Leave the scab alone, don't pick the scab, leave it alone...
Leave it alone you idiot...
Leave the scab alone, don't pick the scab, leave it alone...
Leave the scab alone, don't pick the scab, leave it alone...
Leave it alone you idiot...
went to a show the other night and someone must have lathered themselves in that as the smell was unmistakeable. kids will do anything these days to get high i suppose...
Why do people have to ignore safety rules?
If you're dating a woman with multiple personality disorder, is it considered cheating if you have sex with one of her alter egos ?
A gr gr gr groiiin injury...
ever notice that a Prius looks like a Pontiac Aztec that went through a shrink machine...no wonder I think they are god awful ugly
if only
Everything is NOT going to be alright!!!!
My helmet feels new when I get a haircut.... I love that feeling...
They actually blew the salamander up with black powder because of the scaffolding.