I'm going to go outside and stand now.
If anyone asks where I am... just tell them I'm outstanding.
If anyone asks where I am... just tell them I'm outstanding.
the random thought thread
- Thread starter skinny mike
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Mofos sure can sniff out when you got money.
This was not especially "random"
I can assure you that everything I post has some level of randomness. Deal with it fool!
Well you're the purist here.....
3 days from now if you had posted a response that would have been random. Ugh nevermind just post away....
starfruit should taste more like pomegranites
The Jamaican Patties at the Bodega on Monroe Avenue have to much goat in them.
Hhhhhoowwww mmmuuuuuuch goat ?
enough to make carrot juice taste good.
are we talking animal goat or GreatestOfAllTime goat?
Ahhh I just got Goatse'd, my eyes, my eyes! 
Goatse goat and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.......
Everybody say "THANKS O'MMIKE!"Ahhh I just got Goatse'd, my eyes, my eyes!
You should thank me for inventing the question mark.
Why do you live in Montreal, so far from me ? It makes it really inconvenient to punch you in the face. Inconsiderate jerk.
Not the metric question mark.
Check and mate.
Check and mate.
Do we look like your children? Nice try parent....
By the way that would be be Check and mother fuckin mate Bitch. Anything other then that and we will just summarily dismiss it....
Pie is never free!!!!
Never met a cop who actually paid for his pie.
Life is like a box of tampons
I understand. Do you have the Ebola virus perhaps?
I think its going to snow
if i drink equal amounts of water and beer, i feel twice as bloated after the water. wtf?
What is cool. Is that no matter what your financial planner says. In retirement you will adjust to the level of money you receive monthly. If you're not a idiot and you worked hard, you will most likely be fine. Save something, anything.... No luck is needed.....
Save the liver!!
Australian animals are awesome, if they can't kill you they will still have a good go. If you go for a ride at this time of year you get swooped by birds that try to rip your ears off and yesterday I was servicing a car and a Redback spider was dropping towards my face whilst I was under the car holding a driveshaft, pricks of animals!
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I'll swim in the Red Sea but I won't drink from it
If only my dreams could keep up with my attention span.
Yep, ice cream trucks are still creepy as fuck.
Free healthcare is awesome, having a little piece of steel scraped from your eye is not so awesome.
Oh sweet, did you get the suction cup thingy over your eye ball that irrigated the eye ? That's a super creepy feeling.
I find it hard to believe Apple Cider is good for you/
Koalas are too slow to twerk.
(Random thought courtesy of Gracie)
(Random thought courtesy of Gracie)
Nope, squirted some anesthetic on the eye then scraped it out with something that just looked like the end of a syringe.
An international team of researchers says a fish called Microbrachius dicki is the first-known animal to stop reproducing by spawning and instead mate by having sex.