[jdcamb]

Why do folks who build and repair things get up so early? I'll never understand how the folks who work the hardest tend to make things harder for themselves. If you have a helper, make them help you. Not utilizing help because you don't want to have to tell someone what to do?? Well that's just stupid. Not taking time off when your sick. Thanks Hero....

 

[jimmydean]

I really like my boss. To think I was considering leaving this place before I'd been here a year, then they reorganized engineering and now it's awesome.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Bonuses are awesome. Getting your bonus doubled is moar awesomer.

 

[jstuhlman]

twice as awesome or awesome squared?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

twice as awesome. awesome squared would be getting a double bonus and a handjob.

 

[Adventurous]

Every girl I've ever dated is now either engaged, married, or married with kids. I'm the last of the unattached!

 

[jimmydean]

"Guy Fieri's car collection is the Guy Fieri of car collections."

 

[jackalope]

Every girl I've ever dated is now either engaged, married, or married with kids. I'm the last of the unattached!

Maybe thats because you try to fix things

 

[jimmydean]

Bonuses are awesome. Getting your bonus doubled is moar awesomer.

Well, I don't want to think about my bonus. I was told when hired that the bonus was either a 401k kick, or a cash option. Now I am being told every year they talk about making it a cash option only to not. Not that I am bitching, free money into my 401k is better than free money in my grubby hands.

 

[eric strt6]

One legged step ups to a 30" high platform are killer on your quads when you do 50 a day

 

[jackalope]

Amazing how much bigger animals in the woods sound at night.

 

[jdcamb]

Put the biscuits right in the gravy. They are much better that way.

 

[jdcamb]

Left over Peas, hell yeah throw them in there too.

 

[MMike]

I wonder how different Two Girls One Cup would have been if it had been directed by Michael Bay.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

heat resistant chocolate technology for molded chocolates can be implemented for any milk or white chocolate paste.

A pulverized dextrose powder is added after tempering via a static mixer

 

[jackalope]

I wonder how different Two Girls One Cup would have been if it had been directed by Michael Bay.

Obviously with slightly different cover art

 

[jonKranked]

if a snot rocket is when you forcefully eject snot from your nose, is it called a booger rocket when you forcefully eject a booger?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Booger bomb

 

[ICEBALL585]

Was talking with my wife's co-worker's husband at a party on Friday night. He was telling me about how they had tickets to the One Direction concert.

 

[jstuhlman]

should have told him you heard red fang was kind of similar and to check out some of their vids on youtube when he got home

 

[jstuhlman]

It kind of freaks me out when I take a dump and when I'm done I turn around and it's slid down the drain and vanished without a trace . . . makes me wonder if it was all just a dream.

 

[Colonel Angus]

What happens if you roll an orphan in self-raising flour?

 

[Adventurous]

Saw a perfect Land Rover moment last night. Guy on a test drive had broken down perhaps 3 miles from the dealership. There was another Land Rover there helping him get up and going again and a second Land Rover there because, well, Land Rover.

 

[jackalope]

That's why you should always spring for the stowed folding bike option if you buy a Land Rover

 

[eric strt6]

I am enjoying gym ratdom, one hour a night of non stop weight lifting

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I work with a guy named Richard that goes by Dick. I like to send him emails with small questions/requests, just so I can respond "thanks dick".

 

[MMike]

lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here....

 

[jstuhlman]

i feel slightly guilty that i go and grab a beer at the bar near the y when my kid's in class...but i do it anyway

 

[MMike]

gosh. Bono really fucked himself up in that bike crash.

 

[jackalope]

Sounds like he definitely needs the biddy...

 

[jackalope]

If the elevators broke in my office building, I'm not sure the substantial number of obese employees could keep their job unless they were allowed to work from home or wifi equipped McCafe.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

gosh. Bono really fucked himself up in that bike crash.

At least no musicians were injured.

 

[jdcamb]

At least no musicians were injured.

I never thought Jackie Gleason was all that funny.

 

[eric strt6]

Thank you rainstorms and wind. My mother in Law canceled coming to visit for the weekend because she will not drive in the rain

 

[ICEBALL585]

Running shoes are not very warm in the wintertime. Feels like there is a constant cold breeze on my feet.

 

[slyfink]

Ridemonkey sucks. It literally wouldn't let me do my homework.

Just wait till you get an office job...

 

[jstuhlman]

I wish I could rate co-worker's emails like you can with posts on RM

 

[MMike]

I've been wearing the same hiking (winter) boots that I bought in Whistler in 1998. The insides are finally wearing out. I think I'll have to get new ones. It's annoying because the outside is still perfectly fine.

 

[CBJ]

Just like with the ex-wife you reach a point where its time to move on. 1998 is a long time ago.

 

[MMike]

I have a patagonia jacket that I still wear. I got it in grade 11. (1987)