Its times like this that 38 special song "hold on loosely" rocks harder then may be appropriate.....
the random thought thread
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"You got the huge vagina and you're blaming it on the small penis. You know, it's not really necessary."- Larry
these pretzels are making thirsty
i have been waiting for the day for someone to call me "smarty-pants" just so i can scream "MY PANTS ARE SMART" as loud as i can.
A sentence I've never uttered before...I did just now.
"I don't know where your sqinky is, but your zooble is right here."
"I don't know where your sqinky is, but your zooble is right here."
Sometimes, you never know.
If I never date another woman for the rest of my life, I may just die happy.
If the hot water wouldn't run out I could spend damn near all day in the shower.
Jalapeno and Cheddar Doritos, make everything a-ok.......
Oh....and Alexander Keith's Red amber ale
Oh....and Alexander Keith's Red amber ale
you'll go blind
Our failure to ignore their cries for food.
"your only as young as the woman you feel"
man!, I feel 20 again
pics on request
man!, I feel 20 again
pics on request
damn I've been sober longer than most residents of RM have been alive
i need more beer
Cars 2 is not as good as the original Cars.
okay.
must spread...
Do sand castles have dungeons?
Oh how i love the internet
I'm going to have one of these cut on the waterjet at work
I'm going to have one of these cut on the waterjet at work
Stuff happens, people whine, I leave.
Most of the time being ****ing stupid works for me, I can get my ass out of trouble with just saying ''it can't be that bad'', making anyone else think I know **** about **** it's a way of laughing at them in their stupid ass faces, without them knowing it, that's what I live for, or break other people's dreams and illusions, but as gay as that sounds, it works for me, only because I can and they can't, have you tried that? They have, they can't, but I might have no feelings if they try too hard, I can't give more of a **** about it. Isn't it too good to be truth?
I can't sing one song complete.
Full rooms make me sick, people make me sick, rooms make me sick.
I'm not any kind of sociopath, I'm a sick one.
I like to rant about rants.
Apparently there's no welcome commite around here, I shall start it.
Most of the time being ****ing stupid works for me, I can get my ass out of trouble with just saying ''it can't be that bad'', making anyone else think I know **** about **** it's a way of laughing at them in their stupid ass faces, without them knowing it, that's what I live for, or break other people's dreams and illusions, but as gay as that sounds, it works for me, only because I can and they can't, have you tried that? They have, they can't, but I might have no feelings if they try too hard, I can't give more of a **** about it. Isn't it too good to be truth?
I can't sing one song complete.
Full rooms make me sick, people make me sick, rooms make me sick.
I'm not any kind of sociopath, I'm a sick one.
I like to rant about rants.
Apparently there's no welcome commite around here, I shall start it.
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Bingo! And it's too long. But it I would play the video game. There was some cool scenary for sure.
I think if the US Governments needs a new form of torture they should take a room full of terrorists out to a bar and get them real real real drunk. Make sure they are home in time to get enough sleep so they aren't drunk anymore then at 6:30 the next morning have each one watch (2) 2-1/2yr olds. BAM - all secrets revealed.
Just saw that it was the 100 year anniversary of the model 1911 (makes sense right?)
Why is it that since 1911 we have invented nuclear power, computers, cell phones, the internet, microwaves and put a man on the moon but still the best personal weapon we can come up with still uses a small explosion to hurl a tiny piece of lead at someone's body?
For a species that's constantly at war and so innovative, we've really dropped the ball.
Why is it that since 1911 we have invented nuclear power, computers, cell phones, the internet, microwaves and put a man on the moon but still the best personal weapon we can come up with still uses a small explosion to hurl a tiny piece of lead at someone's body?
For a species that's constantly at war and so innovative, we've really dropped the ball.
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if i continually debate with myself whether or not to post something in this thread, is what i end up posting still considered random since i thought about it too much?
80's zombie movies rule.
I wonder how many private messages jimmydean has since I have sending everyone to him for no reason at all.....
I also wonder when he is going to find out
I also wonder when he is going to find out
I am looking for a happy ending in the Portland area. Any idea what I should do?
private message jimmydean!
My nipples haven't been this raw since I started surfing. 