Almost Darwin material, but perhaps not quite.
the random thought thread
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Gives me plenty of light when wrenching on bikes.
Sometimes I still can't believe someone made a (successful) comedy using a Nazi prison camp as a backdrop.
Waste is a terrible thing to not mind.
I could not imagine how someone could be so perfect. I looked at her in the detached light. She looked away. I knew I had lost her again. I walked away alone again. I knew I would never see her again. And I haven't.
People who sit across from you while eating and are either coughing in your direction or blowing on their food to cool it off while also blowing on your food and not even noticing and who are even offended if you say something about it... Should die.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Firmly in the Sausage Category. Needs to be in addition of Bread to be considered a Sandwich in my estimation.
By hot dog, I mean the DAWG and the bun. So, bread with something in the middle. This is totally making me reconsider what the definition of a sandwich is. I've always been in the boat that a hot dog is a hot dog.
I have a brilliant peace plan for the US based on Pax Romana. Simply pass a law that grants full citizenship to the residents of any country/region we invade.
dafuq is all this "hard root beer" crap i'm seeing recently? 
it's gonna give root beer the color option a bad name!
it's gonna give root beer the color option a bad name!
If a clown farts... does it smell funny?
Wouldn't it be cool if the people in your dreams were actually real people and your dreams were co mingled?
I would like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to all the East Coast Monkeys before they die in the impending storm. We will miss you guys. Don't bother going to the store and buying all the Milk and Bread from the store because you'll all be dead and we will need something to eat when we come there to bury all your dead frozen bodies. If you could please leave your bikes outside by the Garage as it would streamline things for us. Snacks too. We will need maps to all your bong sheds also to secure them.
Today's words of advise.
Never let anyone push you around... unless you're in a wagon because that sh!t is fun
Never let anyone push you around... unless you're in a wagon because that sh!t is fun
Unless you're dead.Today's words of advise.
Never let anyone push you around... unless you're in a wagon because that sh!t is fun
And you still won't get the courtesy phone.
You're all going to die!
Until I get a working Courtesy phone with unfettered access to the Canadian Prime Minister. There will be no pizza or snacks for anyone. I am on the verge of pulling the plug on the bongshed also....
Pfft. I survived Potsdam NY for 4 years. I regularly drove through the Adirondacks in the Winter in a POS 1985 Ford Thunderbird with no positraction. I drove through Watertown NY every other weekend to bang a dirty girl in Syracuse at the Red Roof in off of I-81.
You're all going to die!
If that shit didn't kill me, this will not. Looking forward to eating my milk sandwiches.
Maybe you have become soft since then?
I was fat dumb and happy back then. Less fat, less dumb and angry today. The anger burning in my heart keeps me warm.
Really, the bong shed, really ? That's a bit harsh.
You guys should cut back anyways....
My bongshed is off the grid.
Pretty sure you can't get very good weed or Pizza. So I am OK with that. My work here is done.....
the courtesy phone really isn't all that it's cracked up to be
Let me get this straight. You have access to the Courtesy Phone?
oh crap...i've said too much...
You should be fine. Digorgno Frozen Pizzas are pretty good after some bitchin cartel weed.
oh, don't worry about me. i grew up in new england. plus i've got a beer bunker.
You know you've had a weird day when its highlight was a one-sided discussion with a reluctant fox.
usa has cloud blanket tucking in its nation.
obama don't you cry for me I come from new jersey with a governor fit for three, the day I left the weather it was high I sold some pot and bought yacht obama don't you cry.
obama don't you cry for me I come from new jersey with a governor fit for three, the day I left the weather it was high I sold some pot and bought yacht obama don't you cry.
Making two prusik knots on 1/8" line so as to form a loop eats up about 5-12" of the line, way more than I expected..
Actually there is a decent pizza joint down the road. Couple of old school brooklyn boys running the joint. They go a little overload on the sauce and cheese, which results and not as crisp as it should be crust. Apearantly this was always a request from the locals. I request them to go a little light and the crust comes out perfect.
I must be getting soft, a fat person I know just posted on FB that someone in a pickup yelled "yeah Baby" at her and I did not reply that they must need glasses.....