[Mr Jones]

I have a headache, no its nah a toomah.

 

[Da Peach]

Want to go outside.

 

[$tinkle]

^ of what?

 

[Da Peach]

^ of what?

 

[bdamschen]

How do people who aren't badass pilots get helicopters in hangers?

 

[gonefirefightin]

How do people who aren't badass pilots get helicopters in hangers?

 

[gonefirefightin]

never gonna give you up....

 

[rockofullr]

Never gonna let you down...

 

[Mr Jones]

Wife wants her hood pierced. Wonder what brought this on?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

The fat from cooking a pound of bacon will about fill a cat food can. With a twisted paper towel wick, it'll burn for about five hours.

 

[Mr Jones]

mmmm bacon

 

[Mr Jones]

Borrowed from a non bike forum:

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck..... fcvk.....

 

[Da Peach]

And snoozing in 3,2.....

 

[Da Peach]

The way I imagine all of your voices sound is funny.

 

[skibunny24]

The way I imagine all of your voices sound is funny.

You should see how I imagine all your faces!

 

[JetTeach]

I love crunchy Cheetos!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I love hot Italian sausage

 

[MMike]

Why do cheapie drugstore Bic pens always last longer than fancy-pants expensive ones?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Where did Knuckleslammer go?

 

[$tinkle]

i use my left pinky for caps & shift only

 

[Da Peach]

"Unweigting" the bike is much easier to feel on an XC bike compared to a DH bike.

 

[moff_quigley]

This co-worker is a fist pumping douche nozzle.

 

[JayBear]

I hate commuting and traffic so much, I'm thinking about buying a convenience store two blocks away.

I really really really hate traffic.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Every time I visit the small room, I am grateful that my poops are not made of sand.

 

[jdcamb]

I haven't rode a bike in 3 days, go phug yourselves....

 

[Rip]

Where did Knuckleslammer go?

He took the black pill this time.

 

[skibunny24]

My history teacher in high school called the US a "cultural melting pot." I understood this at the time, but it is never as meaningful as when I step into the local Wal Mart....

 

[trib]

Maybe this essay will write itself.

 

[Quo Fan]

Bunch of doom and gloom for a little rain storm.

 

[Mr Jones]

Just dropped a huge deuce... I think I need a nap now.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Lays potato chips = crack.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Holy crap my pool turned green fast.

 

[MMike]

Holy crap my pool turned green fast.

pool fail. After the big rain, shock is key.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

pool fail. After the big rain, shock is key.

This I know. Considering Irene went through Sunday night + working Monday means I couldn't do anything about it until then.

Already starting to clear back up though. I'm a pro.

 

[$tinkle]

Lays potato chips = crack.

i just murdered 1/2 lb of black grapes

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Doublestuf Oreos are approximately twice as awesome as regular Oreos.

 

[jdcamb]

i just murdered 1/2 lb of black grapes

Black cherries for me. I got a peach on hold. Just waiting for the sun to soften it up......

 

[Pesqueeb]

i just murdered 1/2 lb of black grapes

Thats racist.

 

[$tinkle]

sorry: "i just lynched a 1/2 lb of milk duds"

 

[Quo Fan]

I wish National Grid would get their stuff together.