When the eclipse takes place as predicted, conservatives will say it's fake news. Everyone who voted for Orange Blossom Special knows that science is a buncha hooey.
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I just avoided a night of burning hell. Pulled down my zipper to take a pee and started to reach in when it dawned on me that I had not scrubbed my hands with soap and hot water after dicing Habanero chilies and adding them to my stir fry by hand
You should service your suspension components yearly regardless. New seals and fluids. If you wait too long the resultant assy feel is your fault.
The seals let me know when it's time to change. The wear indicators start to leak.
Fuck this isht.
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Bicycle Uber. Cruise the local Bar district on tandems and tricycles for a flat rate or a panty shot..... Don't steal my idea...
Why do older women need to preface sex with 'sex with older women is always better' (happened twice by two diff women), when maybe it is in fact better for them but not better in general.
Or maybe that s what they mean.
Or maybe that s what they mean.
You know what beats a delicious burger you make for yourself using prime ingredients? Someone else making it for you. The parking ticket was well worth it....
OK OK I do not know the difference between affect or effect. One is a verb and one is a noun. I don't know which one is which so I am a idiot I guess.
Fuck you. Instead I use the term "impact" when I need to express whatever either word implies.
So far so good... Now that is some pretty random shit....
Fuck you. Instead I use the term "impact" when I need to express whatever either word implies.
So far so good... Now that is some pretty random shit....
Found possibly the worlds greatest acronym today.
Severe Wind And Moisture Problems for Aero Structure Stability
Severe Wind And Moisture Problems for Aero Structure Stability
Tomorrow is my friend's birthday, he died in April from brain cancer. I miss him a lot.
How the fuck can 1 egg shell in the first bite of a breakfast burrito/omelet/frtitata/scrambled eggs ruin the rest of the meal, even its the only eggshell in said dish?!
Bees are temperamental... wasps are a-holes.
Both are assholes. The bees are swarming me when I try to work on the deck. The wasps are out front in the garden. GO AWAY!
Think of all the crazy stuff people are gunna do with self driving cars when the public gets there hands on them.
Also how is a self driving car gunna know that hitting the ax wielding murder with itself is the right thing to do for the passengers? Or running down one old man instead of two kids is the right decision, like phantom 309.
Also how is a self driving car gunna know that hitting the ax wielding murder with itself is the right thing to do for the passengers? Or running down one old man instead of two kids is the right decision, like phantom 309.
I am not sure you have thought this through my friend.
More than likely you will tell your offspring or closest living relative that you can't take much more and to just let me expire....
After a few days of work on renovation projects, my phone can't read my fingerprints anymore.
Why are there wasps swarming my front windows? How many wasps constituted a swarm anyway?
It's fall, they're looking for someplace to overwinter. They won't bother you.
Working with long lengths of 3/4" PEX is a certified PITA.
Why's that? I've only worked with shorter lengths of PEX but always found it more convenient than the alternative.
My Dell keyboard performs much more admirably than I would have thought after I dumped half a cup of green tea in it.
We have finger print scanner for clock in/out and the key cabinet...20 years of mechanic-ing has left me with little to no finger prints left.... its taxing sometimes..
100' lengths come in a roll. The tubing has memory and if you're pulling the full length through joists and whatever it's hard to keep it straightened out enough so it doesn't want to kink.
Cooler like a DH rickshaw. Carbon fiber everything. Big Tires and Dual crown DH fork.
You never hear about mass spearing's. Go to Dicks or Cabellas. You can't even buy a spear.
Shouldn't Cowbells come with a drumstick? Nope sold separately...
Boat Anchors. You would think they would sell them at the Boat store. Nope. They can order you one, but you better be sure it fits because they won't take it back without charging you a restocking fee. Bastards....
Shouldn't Cowbells come with a drumstick? Nope sold separately...
Boat Anchors. You would think they would sell them at the Boat store. Nope. They can order you one, but you better be sure it fits because they won't take it back without charging you a restocking fee. Bastards....