the random thought thread
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Just do a bong hit and you'll be fine.....
MC Hammer was in fact NOT a real hammer.
Why did I urinate 7 times today?
EDIT - just read the post above me......what an ironic match
EDIT - just read the post above me......what an ironic match
I really thought it was a Pimple. I just knew I should have left it alone. I know better now....
mmmm.... coffee with a hint of envelope glue...
He was never an MC either
"There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.
It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****ty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears.
This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.
"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."
We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-****ing-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy.
Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others."
It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****ty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears.
This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.
"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."
We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-****ing-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy.
Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others."
Why do people say, "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak & sensitive, If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina.....those things can take a pounding!
rep given!!
Google My Tracks continues to blow my mind every time I use it.
FINALLY got an ingrown hair out of my neck that's been annoying me for over a month. Fvcker was about an inch long.
Whatever happened to Skinny Mike?
He got fat.
Seriously. I was guessing 2 more posts before the banhammer struck its mighty blow.
He moved to Colorado and turned into a granola eating hippie.
thats what she said
That isht is going around the NC high country. I went to the doctor in Boone yesterday and they said it was a pretty big outbreak. It sucks though. Painkillers and Airbourne seems to be the best way to keep it bearable.
Lovely. Headed up there tomorrow.
ARGGHHH!!!! Trying to enter budgets for three different buildings from some dude's spreadsheet that is COMPLETELY upsidedown and backwards from mine!!! WHY didn't he just ASK me how to format it FIRST! This is taking WAY too long!!!!!!!!!!thanks.
When I saw the escalator in the lobby roped off, I thought of this.
Mitch Hedberg said:
That kid is on the escalator again!
Does wearing hemmed jean shorts provide a strong indication of one's political orientation?
Don't drink after me
good lord "Art of Flight" is such an awesome movie
I just realized that today I snapped at: my boss, the chief engineer, the head of security, my mother in law, my husband's aunt, and my husband. I need to find my dog! All this chaos plus extra business at work is driving me over the edge!
bacon
I have to go to Lake Charles Louisiana on monday
It will take twice as long to get there than it would to get to freaking England.
Montreal -> Ft. Lauderdale-> Dallas->Lake Charles
Lake charles ->Houston ->Miami -> Montreal
not cool
It will take twice as long to get there than it would to get to freaking England.
Montreal -> Ft. Lauderdale-> Dallas->Lake Charles
Lake charles ->Houston ->Miami -> Montreal
not cool
They need a laugh track
It's super irritating when a person can't spell my name right in a reply when my name is clearly spelled out both in my e-mail address and in my signature.
