the random thought thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, May 6, 2008.

  1. roflbox

    roflbox roflborx

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  2. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    So we went camping last weekend, there were swimming pools and baby mama was on the rag. So she says to me “ I got a diva cup” for swimming. I had to ask what it was. Then in the morning she says to me “Its stuck I can’t get it out, can you help me”. I replied “eww you need to try harder first, what would I need anyways, needle nose plies, a coat hanger bent into a hook.” Apparently she can’t feel it sloshing around in there either. Definetly not diva.
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    #mensesmonkey :panic:

    Rode tonight 10 miles of smiles, new 100% Brisker gloves were nice and warm but not too warm, only crashed once when fell into a hole next to a fallen tree. Rain tomorrow. :mad:

     
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    With apologies to Mr. Whitman...

    Whose bush is this I think I know.
    Her bed I'm in it's certain, though.
    She will respond to efforts here
    To provide pleasure even so.

    Her little dog must think it queer
    To find her mistress clinging near
    Between the sheets to give and take
    To share an evening so endeared.

    She gives her doggie toy a shake
    To ask if there's some mistake.
    The only sound's the gasp of breath
    An eager couple on the make.

    The woman's lovely, hot and deep,
    And I will know her as she peaks,
    And hours to go until we sleep,
    And hours to go until we sleep.​
     
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    Two cats poop four times as much as a single one.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I hear the riding is great in Andorra....
     
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    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    I will never understand people who, when presented with a row of 3 urinals, choose the middle one.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Who gives a shit who's pissing in which urinal?
     
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    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    I give no shits persay, just curious to know why someone might choose the middle urinal. It seems the least inviting of the three.
     
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    IIRC they will choose a urinal that will put them at the biggest aggregated distance from other people using the urinals.

    Quiz question: How to tell a canadian redneck from an american one?
     
  12. jdcamb

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    I have come to the conclusion that I do not have a urinal selection process Oh great something else I need to work on. I still have not attained wheelie capability. So fuck your urinal protocol... Clearly I have more pressing concerns...
     
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  13. StiHacka

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    Incorrect. Urinal protocol is key to your survival, unlike your wheelie impotence. ;)
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Wheelie impotence? Thats just harsh....If I give up thats on you.... You're a Wheelieist. Straight up...
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Urinals, toilets, it doesn't matter which one. You'll just end up straddling puddles of someone else'e urine. Best you can hope for is the first available with the smallest puddles.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    And that your shoelaces are tied....
     
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    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    What's worse at 7am in the morning, stepping on Lego or stepping on a Straightline flat pedal that you forgot to put away?
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Flipflops.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I am not a hippy and don't even own a pair of flip flops....
     
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    have people seriously never heard of the one urinal rule?
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Is this the plot of the latest Highlander sequel ? There kin bee oonlee wun.
     
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    Oh Metallica, how far the mighty have fallen...
     
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    where have you been the last 20 years?
     
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    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    I haven't listened to anything post-Black album, but the rental car has Sirius radio and "Spit out the Bone" came on. Now they sound like a Metallica cover band that's trying to make new old-Metallica'ish sounding songs and doing a poor job doing so.
     
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    a wise choice
     
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    Florida seems to be a great choice for people who want to be dead before they are dead.
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    i wont be home until the 4th
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    No, but that spider's a tick.
     
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    Those brisker gloves are good, pretty wide usable temp range.
     
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    I thought you've changed the species to a black widow.

    Yeah, I like them a lot. I know a few good riders who use them as well (that's how I learned about them).

    My palate has graduated to extra hot indian curries. My arse has some catching up to do.
     
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    I truly LOVE interviewing people over the phone compared to in person. On phone interviews you don't have to hide your natural facial reactions to completely idiotic answers. :blink:
     
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    Trump was quoted as saying, "I come in peace." That was a typo.

    He said "Pence." The editors regret the error.
     
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