It's OK if I bobble, go off the edge, and die.
the random thought thread
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That depends a lot on what country you are a citizen of.
vape pens are dumb
Lost in translation is likely my favorite movie.
Cerca del Portal hay un gran baniano que debe ser viejísimo a juzgar por el número de sus raíces colgantes y la forma intrincada en que descienden a la tierra desde lo alto de la copa para afincarse, ascender de nuevo, avanzar y entretejerse unas con otras a la manera de las cuerdas, los cables y los mástiles de un velero. Pero el baniano-velero no se pudre en las aguas estancadas de una bahía sino en esta tierra arenosa. En sus ramas, los devotos han atado cintas de colores, todas desteñidas por la lluvia y el sol. Esos moños descoloridos le dan el aspecto lamentable de un gigante cubierto de vendas sucias. Adosada al tronco principal, sobre una pequeña plataforma encalada, reposa una Piedra de unos cuarenta centímetros de altura; su forma es vagamente humana y toda ella está embadurnada, con una pintura espesa y brillante de un rojo sanguíneo. Al pie de la figura hay pétalos amarillos, cenizas, cacharros rotos y otros restos que no acierto a distinguir. Los niños saltan y gritan, señalando a la piedra: «Hanuman, Hanuman». A sus gritos brota entre las piedras un mendigo que me muestra sus manos comidas por la lepra. Al instante aparece otro pordiosero y luego otro y otro.
I just realized something from our ride last night.
About a week ago I blocked a straight cut strava line on this nice downhill trail. In under a month since I last visited the place, this shortcut had been well cut into the ground, leaving the outside corner completely untouched. I blocked that crap with moar crap, assuming some doucher would move it...
But nope, it remains blocked.
But on some trails closer to the city, someone keeps unblocking this tight line through some trees and over roots. It really is tricky, but its the way the trail was made; no walk in the park. They keep moving my branches and crap and going around the roots....
About a week ago I blocked a straight cut strava line on this nice downhill trail. In under a month since I last visited the place, this shortcut had been well cut into the ground, leaving the outside corner completely untouched. I blocked that crap with moar crap, assuming some doucher would move it...
But nope, it remains blocked.
But on some trails closer to the city, someone keeps unblocking this tight line through some trees and over roots. It really is tricky, but its the way the trail was made; no walk in the park. They keep moving my branches and crap and going around the roots....
Whenever I block a shortcut, I pee on the logs/branches. That way, who ever the asshole is who's unblocking them, gets gnome pee on his hands.I just realized something from our ride last night.
About a week ago I blocked a straight cut strava line on this nice downhill trail. In under a month since I last visited the place, this shortcut had been well cut into the ground, leaving the outside corner completely untouched. I blocked that crap with moar crap, assuming some doucher would move it...
But nope, it remains blocked.
But on some trails closer to the city, someone keeps unblocking this tight line through some trees and over roots. It really is tricky, but its the way the trail was made; no walk in the park. They keep moving my branches and crap and going around the roots....
Caltrops...I just realized something from our ride last night.
About a week ago I blocked a straight cut strava line on this nice downhill trail. In under a month since I last visited the place, this shortcut had been well cut into the ground, leaving the outside corner completely untouched. I blocked that crap with moar crap, assuming some doucher would move it...
But nope, it remains blocked.
But on some trails closer to the city, someone keeps unblocking this tight line through some trees and over roots. It really is tricky, but its the way the trail was made; no walk in the park. They keep moving my branches and crap and going around the roots....
well it was his anterior tibialas, would you eat some else's leg.
me, if for survival I will eat any foot. for curiosity only, just my appendages.
I like money but I hated my job more than I like money so today I rocked up in plain clothes and said "I'm Done" then handed the keys and credit card in and left.
Should look for a new job I guess.
Should look for a new job I guess.
Dennis isn't coming back to its always sunny in Philadelphia. Very bad news....
where the hell have you been?
Working on bikes, I thought I just said that. 
In all seriousness, I just havent been visiting Ridemonkey much. When you talk about bikes for 40-50 hours a week you need a little break sometimes haha
In all seriousness, I just havent been visiting Ridemonkey much. When you talk about bikes for 40-50 hours a week you need a little break sometimes haha
Octavio Paz: "el árbol del hule, confidente del olmeca, húmedo y chorreante de savia en la obscuridad caliente"
My crawl space is full of dehydrated crack babies. Should I get a storage unit?
I really dislike Daytime Running Ligths and LED tail lights that flicker, the Mitsubishi Lancer and ASX seem to be the worst, the French versions are pretty bad too.
Pretty stoked that my new L&M light doesn't visibly strobe at any brightness level, wish they'd make a better way to mount the light though. It's not very friendly to 35mm lizard sticks.
Pretty stoked that my new L&M light doesn't visibly strobe at any brightness level, wish they'd make a better way to mount the light though. It's not very friendly to 35mm lizard sticks.
[QUOTE = "Westy, post: 4292106, member: 3779"] My crawl space is full of dehydrated crack babies. Should I get a storage unit? [/ QUOTE]
When I was a little kid our neighbors house got robbed. He (Mr Jenner) had a dog named Ginger. Everyday after school I would walk the alleys between our houses and Mr Jenner would let out Ginger and I would play with her. That day Ginger was dead in our alley. The asshole who robbed Mr Jenner killed Ginger and threw her body over our fence. I had nightmares for years after that. The thought of you having dead crack babies in your crawlspace brings back those memories. Thank you....
When I was a little kid our neighbors house got robbed. He (Mr Jenner) had a dog named Ginger. Everyday after school I would walk the alleys between our houses and Mr Jenner would let out Ginger and I would play with her. That day Ginger was dead in our alley. The asshole who robbed Mr Jenner killed Ginger and threw her body over our fence. I had nightmares for years after that. The thought of you having dead crack babies in your crawlspace brings back those memories. Thank you....
I'm not sure if this is just another crazy jdcamb story or if I should be really sad.
Oh we know how loud our kids are... we've just built up an immunity to their annoying loudness.
CARB nozzles on gas cans are a terrible idea.
not quite sure why roadies are so dumb & have no regard for their lives or the impact their stupidness could have on someone else for mowing them down by changing a tube half in the road on a blind curve on a steep mountain road, making a lackadasical, slow u turn just over the crest of a steep hill, riding two deep down the twisties chatting and playing grab ass while cars stack up behind them, etc...
smdh
smdh
Inst the guy behind Alta motors in here? Could have remembered following his startup years ago.
Somewhere near here is a nice middle eastern couple trapped in a living hell with that feral cat i caught them. It made laugh.
Also I had a business Idea. Im gunna start a strip club called "MILFS" and our slogan is gunna be "support a family today"
Also I had a business Idea. Im gunna start a strip club called "MILFS" and our slogan is gunna be "support a family today"
That would be, Ohio
who puts pots and pans in the dishwasher 
umm ... wives?who puts pots and pans in the dishwasher
