STAND YOUR GROUND!Me on the day after everyone realizes that land is FUCKED and the prices of *everything* there drop to 0:
the random thought thread
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When making a sex tape, always play Disney music in the background.
Then, if it ever gets leaked on the internet, Disney lawyers will take it down.
Then, if it ever gets leaked on the internet, Disney lawyers will take it down.
If you don't want people to see your sex tapes, don't record yourself jerking off.
It seems the less "grassroots" it is, the more it probably takes away from the competitiveness of the format.
With the grassroots racing, we are all vying for pole position in a race where if you get to the top first or near the first, you are likely to have a clean run and not run into anyone on the course. You *can* wait at the top of the course, but if you wait, then you risk again having someone else slower in front of you on the downhill. It's not all filtered out so that there's no chance you'll come up on someone, just some measures to help with spacing. So you should be a decent climber, or at least it will reward you for being a decent climber, let alone the effects of being fit and able to pedal on the downhill.
We aren't XC climbing by any means, trying to kill ourselves on the climbs, but we are filtering out a lot of slower riders with the climb.
Wait, people on Ridemonkey advocate for having more climbing in gravity racing?
just good old fashioened poor construction/engineering/shit concrete/poor drainage...
Same people who hate low BBs, i assume.Wait, people on Ridemonkey advocate for having more climbing in gravity racing?
I hate low BBs.
On a different note, I think I fart an excessive amount, maybe marketing has made me allergic to gluten, or milk with the A1 protein.
I also use commas too frequently.
Why do people applaud when the plane lands?
Fuckin pilot is only doing his job. I never got applause when I did a firewall update or added some routes to the core...
Now, of if it a heavy crosswind landing and you come in slipping sideways and he snaps it straight at the last minute for a perfect touchdown.
For that, I could see a round of well dones.
Fuckin pilot is only doing his job. I never got applause when I did a firewall update or added some routes to the core...
Now, of if it a heavy crosswind landing and you come in slipping sideways and he snaps it straight at the last minute for a perfect touchdown.
For that, I could see a round of well dones.
Traditionally, only transoceanic flight landings deserved an applause. That was because of the huge effort they meant for the whole crew, not just the pilot/commander. Later on that gratitude was transferred to a landing in adverse conditions, and ultimately it led to every single landing being cheered up.
Source: I have a cousin who is a flight attendant.
90% of the time the plane lands itself, the pilot just hit the right buttons.
Last flight I was on some lady started to loudly hoot, holler and cheer for a few uniformed Marines on the flight. Seemed a little too jubilant considering they were accompanying a few caskets.
On my first trip to the Land Of The Free, a couple marines returning from Irak hitched a ride from Atlanta to NY. The pilot requested all the passengers to give them a well deserved applause (in his own words). Just a couple months had passed from those embarrasing pics with the girl on top of a pile of prisoner bodies.
Is it just me or are more and more people showing ignorance or just a lack of respect when there are ambulances traveling in the opposite direction, with lights lit?
More and more I see people just continue to drive past them, no effort to slow down, move over, stop or anything....
More and more I see people just continue to drive past them, no effort to slow down, move over, stop or anything....
It's not just ambulances, fire engines or police that they ignore. It's every other vehicle, bike or pedestrian on the road.
We have become a bunch of self absorbed assholes driving steel projectiles
In retrospect it makes perfect sense that Snoop Dog became friends with Martha Stewart, Gin And Juice is basically a song about party planning.
A belly button is basically a scar from when you got into a knife fight with a guy in a mask after getting evicted from your first place.
maybe its just where I live, but the vast majority of the houses/properties i see with "no trespassing" signs are such shitholes i wouldn't wanna step foot on the property in the first place.
Zipper merges feel like one of those things that's theoretically more efficient but never seem to work out that way in practice.
I think they should have small non explosive car missiles. Just to send the message that you have pissed off someone with your driving enough that they fired a non lethal missile at you. Had they been real you would be dead. A women on the Expressway got pulled over by the State Police for driving slow in the left lane and brake checking folks.
Because righteous assholes.
Remember when TLC was The Learning Channel and actually had informative content not mindless drivel like Dr. Pimple Popper? Cause I do.
Some English news presenters seem to like adding an extra "g" to the end of words ending in "g" and it annoys me.
Knowing-g, going-g etc etc.
Knowing-g, going-g etc etc.
My wife bought some skin lotion that also supposedly makes you look tan. Apparently the incorrect response when I noticed her orange hands was to ask if she'd been giving Trump a hand job?
Marriage is hard.
Marriage is hard.