the random thought thread
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-The CW network is flat out dooshy!!!!
-Paris Hilton is a Hot idiot
-Kayne West is confused
-Kardashian are the smartest idiots I've ever avoided
-My wife spindoctors being wrong so she never admits it (always my fault)
-No matter how hard to thump your kid on forehead common sense and rational train of thought will not happen.
-i actually lose brain cells when my kid says stupid shit, they fight each other over wether he's actually related to me. Half try and justify maybe he's an aliens kid while the other side uses facts (have to be altered)
-actors on soap operas are the the issue with society , stupidity starts there...
-woman can and will replicate drama and soap operas they are like training to them... like ufc to dudes...they watch learn and try it out on the spouse...mine always yells and gets all dramatic when I try to rear naked choke her or drop kick her...she just can't sit there and be quiet like the opponents do on tv...wtf...
-Paris Hilton is a Hot idiot
-Kayne West is confused
-Kardashian are the smartest idiots I've ever avoided
-My wife spindoctors being wrong so she never admits it (always my fault)
-No matter how hard to thump your kid on forehead common sense and rational train of thought will not happen.
-i actually lose brain cells when my kid says stupid shit, they fight each other over wether he's actually related to me. Half try and justify maybe he's an aliens kid while the other side uses facts (have to be altered)
-actors on soap operas are the the issue with society , stupidity starts there...
-woman can and will replicate drama and soap operas they are like training to them... like ufc to dudes...they watch learn and try it out on the spouse...mine always yells and gets all dramatic when I try to rear naked choke her or drop kick her...she just can't sit there and be quiet like the opponents do on tv...wtf...
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I have no idea what any of this means...
Programming on cw is really stupidI have no idea what any of this means...
Paris Hilton is hot as hell but not bright
Kayne West probably thinks the world is flat
Kardashians have dome a brilliant job of marketing themselves and made millions, usually I'd watch to see what someone does to achieve but I have avoided the BS..
Kanye West and Jay Z are proud members of the "blacks without souls" brotherhood.
I'd like to get them, Bulldog, Sean Paul and Shaggy on a rocket with destination to the Sun's core.
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I'd like to get them, Bulldog, Sean Paul and Shaggy on a rocket with destination to the Sun's core.
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Haven't you watched "Amazon women on the Moon"?
Total classic.
What the fuck is "cw"?!?
Isn't Paris Hilton like 45 now?
Kanye West... is that the dude that bought a ranch up in Cody, WY?
I've heard the name "Kardashians" but have no idea who the fuck these people are...
Lol I am gonna assume your fu(king with me now...lolWhat the fuck is "cw"?!?
Isn't Paris Hilton like 45 now?
Kanye West... is that the dude that bought a ranch up in Cody, WY?
I've heard the name "Kardashians" but have no idea who the fuck these people are...
Srsly, though - I have no idea what "cw" refers to...
Imagine the biggest batch of B movies and or tv shows that are 100% predictable and stupid.m
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Ahh... it's a TV thing. Carry on.Imagine the biggest batch of B movies and or tv shows that are 100% predictable and stupid.m
CW Series | The CW Network
Official home of The CW Network, featuring WWE NXT, Wild Cards, All American, NASCAR Xfinity Series, Superman & Lois, All American: Homecoming, Sullivan's Crossing, Grimm, Firefly, premium streaming series, movies, sports and more.
Throwback Thursday to that time I won an iPod at the company holiday party and they declared it as a gift on my tax statement so I could pay taxes on it.
Having a common name in a company with a huge mail address book sucks sometimes.
I got cc'd on multiple emails this morning about an internal problem, which is affecting a customer. And then of course out goes an urgent meeting request.
So I send a message directly to the guy organizing all of this and straight up ask if I am needed at all for this. Yes, I am. I then reply with "wrong Chris?". He confirms a second time, yes you sir.
So I join the meeting and he finally realizes that yes, he did in fact not read my full name a single time and invited the wrong Chris. So now his meeting has started and this other Chris guy is missing, who happens to be the damn customer in question.
I got cc'd on multiple emails this morning about an internal problem, which is affecting a customer. And then of course out goes an urgent meeting request.
So I send a message directly to the guy organizing all of this and straight up ask if I am needed at all for this. Yes, I am. I then reply with "wrong Chris?". He confirms a second time, yes you sir.
So I join the meeting and he finally realizes that yes, he did in fact not read my full name a single time and invited the wrong Chris. So now his meeting has started and this other Chris guy is missing, who happens to be the damn customer in question.
Next time, just impersonate the unhappy customer person and give them a major load of crap, preferably make them cry.Having a common name in a company with a huge mail address book sucks sometimes.
I got cc'd on multiple emails this morning about an internal problem, which is affecting a customer. And then of course out goes an urgent meeting request.
So I send a message directly to the guy organizing all of this and straight up ask if I am needed at all for this. Yes, I am. I then reply with "wrong Chris?". He confirms a second time, yes you sir.
So I join the meeting and he finally realizes that yes, he did in fact not read my full name a single time and invited the wrong Chris. So now his meeting has started and this other Chris guy is missing, who happens to be the damn customer in question.
When I was at GE I mistakenly received an email meant for someone with a similar name. The email was a discussion about faking paperwork in order to get some sort of explosives into Saudi Arabia. I replied all saying it was mistakenly sent to me and that I was also forwarding the email to corporate ethics. Never heard back.Having a common name in a company with a huge mail address book sucks sometimes.
I got cc'd on multiple emails this morning about an internal problem, which is affecting a customer. And then of course out goes an urgent meeting request.
So I send a message directly to the guy organizing all of this and straight up ask if I am needed at all for this. Yes, I am. I then reply with "wrong Chris?". He confirms a second time, yes you sir.
So I join the meeting and he finally realizes that yes, he did in fact not read my full name a single time and invited the wrong Chris. So now his meeting has started and this other Chris guy is missing, who happens to be the damn customer in question.
You should probably keep an eye over your shoulder at all times.
Well the way things worked at GE I bet the legal department showed them exactly how to smuggle explosives out of the country.
Did you fwd though?
Hell yeah. If for no other reason than I really disliked our corporate lawyers and that seemed like it would be a royal pain in the ass for them.
Compliance by disdain.
I'm surprised and disappointed that Dave Weagle hasn't found a way to get a patent on a high pivot bike.
New Delta HP with 22 bearings, single pivots have never been any good until I started patenting them..............
Something like that anyway.
New Delta HP with 22 bearings, single pivots have never been any good until I started patenting them..............
Something like that anyway.
Kinda funny that the GOP is bitching about kids not being back in school during the pandemic when they have been doing everything in their power over the past few generations to dismantle the US Public Education System
i always knew that people are lazy nowadays, but not to such extentHaving a common name in a company with a huge mail address book sucks sometimes.
I got cc'd on multiple emails this morning about an internal problem, which is affecting a customer. And then of course out goes an urgent meeting request.
So I send a message directly to the guy organizing all of this and straight up ask if I am needed at all for this. Yes, I am. I then reply with "wrong Chris?". He confirms a second time, yes you sir.
So I join the meeting and he finally realizes that yes, he did in fact not read my full name a single time and invited the wrong Chris. So now his mwork timeeeting has started and this other Chris guy is missing, who happens to be the damn customer in question.
I guess some people needs a boost after Monday, to make it through the week...
I googled it and am now boycotting taco Tuesday. Also I wouldn’t want to get sued by that bitch taco john.
Even though I have a room I can put my bike in. I still keep it in the Living room. It is closer to the door and provides further incentive to ride. Jeez.
It's weird being the early riser in a household of late sleepers. I'm usually up 2.5 hours before any of these other lumps start their day.
I like that quiet time when I can get it.
There's that discussion about being a lark or an owl. I'm kind of a mix in that front: I'm the last one to fall asleep abd the first one to wake up. I do also enjoy having that quiet time just for me.
Every day is Taco Day.
Seeing roadkill, especially raccoons, absolutely guts me. Every time. I hit a raccoon 18 years ago and still remember it. RIP. 
I feel the same usually. Especially when it's a rabbit or a bird of prey, for whatever reason.Seeing roadkill, especially raccoons, absolutely guts me. Every time. I hit a raccoon 18 years ago and still remember it. RIP.
A guy near me drives a van for Morrison's Doors, it still makes me giggle when I see it.
What is the correct course of action to take if you touch your dick after chopping chile peppers? Asking for a friend.