I farted in a room of hipsters and watched them fight over who heard it first.
the random thought thread
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I just got the 45 thing... Am I late to the game?
Yes
45
(v)(;..; )(v)
Why not zoidburg?
What makes the perfect stranger perfect?
Man, do I like Gorgonzola.
Well, sometimes the best gifts in life are the unexpected ones...
preggo?
All I wanted was a phugging peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I don't care how good Almond Butter is... When have you ever looked in my refridgerator and seen Boisan berries in it? Uhmm never, I not sure what a phugging Boisan berry is but now I have to make a Almond Butter and Boisan Berry Jam sandwich... Cost for it is $11. I am sure I could have paid less then $6 for what I wanted....
baby batter.
You know how like if one person says "the shower was too hot" then someone responds "first world problems" then they both laugh? I was just wondering... Like If in Somalia, one kid goes "I'm hungry" and then his friend goes "third world problems" then they both just laugh it off?I bet that happens
You know you're a hipster when...
Yeah I'm a hipster... The sandwich was good...
Release the Kraken!!
asking people if i should pierce my bellybutton often gets me weird responses and looks 
Why would you ask that?asking people if i should pierce my bellybutton often gets me weird responses and looks
because its a total mind **** and people dont know how to react most of the time. therefor very entertaining from my perspective and the people who know whats actually happeningWhy would you ask that?
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Kinda like when I ask people where babies come from. Same idea I suppose.
i ask walmart managers that...... they kick me out most of the time
I am not eating enough with my current workout.... lost four pounds in three days.
omg... the lobby is filled with the smell of BACON and it is wafting straight to my desk.
I can't remember the circumstances in which I figured out that girls do in fact poop.
David Bowie is awesome.
Production outages SUCK.
I have terrible luck with teh women. 
Story?I have terrible luck with teh women.
Got set up with chick from NYC that was working in Boston 4 days a week as a consultant until project completion (several years out). Went out with chick, had an awesome time. Both wanted to go out again. 2 weeks later she gets fed up with the job and quits, so now she's staying in NYC.
Just my luck.
Roadtrip!
"Fed up with the job"...
Yeah right.
Yeah right.
Why is it when ever snow is predicted, all the morons go to the grocery store and buy all the milk and bread?
She probably found his "music"
I purposely avoided all topics involving music to make a good first impression. 
No matter how much of a big, manly badass I think I am, I still run up the basement stairs if I have to go down there at night.
Satisfying fart is satisfying.
Funniest **** ever. Happens in my home town but not up here in the mountains.
From last winter:
Every time I see Zooey Deschanel on TV or online I remember how madly in love with her I am.
even though its not snowing where i am right now
omg snow! better post about it on facebook so everybody else knows that i too am seeing the snow that they are seeing.
omg snow! better post about it on facebook so everybody else knows that i too am seeing the snow that they are seeing.