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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, May 6, 2008.
Hope the wife doens't find out that I took her keys this morning because I couldn't find mine.
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I wear deerskin welding gloves to pick the lemons from the myer lemon tree in front of my house.
If I don't, it's like reaching into a nest of fighting cats.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Has anyone planted carrots?
The family cat has become quite the entrepreneur by starting a flying squirrel tail cropping service. There seems to be a fresh tail by the back door every few days.
Funny you should ask, I am about too.
I asked our nursery operations manager for tips, he suggested:
Till the soil down to 12"-14"
Add lots of sand, turn it into the tilled soil.
Rake in some compost on top
Sow seeds evenly and rake in lightly to cover
Tamp down the soil firmly
Keep moist until seedlings are just big enough to thin out a bit (if needed)
Red Hot Chili Peppers should have hung it up after Mother's Milk.
Your basic tree rat sleeps at night.
Flying Squirrels are active at night.
They are about a third the size of a gray squirrel and love to get into your attic.
If you need help with a Flying Squirrel problem I would be glad to ship the cat to you. He is most affective in this area.
As I stated before in another thread, human breast milk has amazing resistance to bacteria and can be stored at room temp for 10-12 hours.
RHCP can only wish for this type of shelf life.
Chimps are not monkeys!!!
in the liquor store parking lot, i saw a stripper do some meth. she never knew i was watching her, and if her face was any indicator, her life was worth living for ten minutes or so.
Why is it that in elevators in buildings with only two floors, there is a button for 1 and 2? It's only possible to the floor that you aren't on. It seems unnecessary.
i went through a colonoscopy yesterday. first time i was medically put to sleep. cool.
Why do elevators in buildings with only two floors take 10 times longer to reach the top than a building with thirty floors??
good friggin question. I've been gimping around on crutches for awhile so I kind of have to take the elevator whenever possible, and I've noticed this exact phenomenon.
I think it has to do with the fact there is less room for the car to safely accelerate.
Rumor is that you can put a multi-floor elevator into Express Mode by holding down your floor and the close button at the same time. Have you ever been waiting for the elevator in a Vegas hotel and heard the damn car zoom by w/o stopping at your floor? Give it a try!
The most popular hack, which works on most models, is the "Instant Walk." Three short clicks, followed by two long, one short, two long, and three short; turn any crosswalk signal from "don't walk" to "walk" with a matching change in the traffic signals.
Haha, you had a camera stuck up your arse!!! Some bloke poking around while you were asleep! Hahaha!!!
in 12 hours i will be traveling southbound on route 89, probably just north of white river junction.
Mozzarella sticks sound really good right now.
Bad choice, I've been off my bike due to illness now for 19 days.
I just got out of class an hour and a half ago and i'm tired.
I'm gettin' stabby.
i put my socks on first as well. when i have freshly finnished ironing my pants for work i dont like to wrinkle that sh-t up by squatting down to put my socks on. and now i put my socks on first as a habbit even when i wear jeans.
Goddam there's a lot of Mikes here...
The more the merrier.
i hate myself for leaving this paper until the last minute. i just hope i can quickly get the rest of this done before 7 so i have time to study for my geography final at 9, which i have yet to study for. weeeee sleep deprivation!
i can't seem to master that marine corps skill of wiping from a nearly seated position
What is non-dairy creamer?
I have one philosophy paper, one child development assignment, some social science b/c all due by tomorrow. Then work tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday then I'm finally going riding for a couple of days...
Talcum powder, mostly.
Remember to make sure that the TP dispenser has TP in it BEFORE you sit down next time.
If you are eating Raisinets, don't assume any small brown objects that you find in your lap or on the desk are Raisinets that you dropped.
man, i wish i were allowed to bring my bunnies to work
If I were a mod, bacon threads would cease to exist.
i don't know if i can go a year w/o bewbz
Did you lose a bet?
Making the mods lives easier.
sometimes rape is just rape