I pee directly on the toilet seat to assert my dominance.
the random thought thread
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Why is it when I come back to my desk and grab my ear buds to listen to music, I nearly ALWAYS grab the opposite ear with my hands and have to swap them? It must be 95% of the time.
The law of the universe. It's the same reason when I got 2 Netflix DVDs (before canceling) that no matter which one I opened wasn't the one I wanted to watch first.
Why is that Every good deal ( Truck,moto,mtn bike,house,half pipe) I have ever been offered has been the color red ??
I hate red..ALOT..
I hate red..ALOT..
When you take them out of your ears do you place them on your desk? Do you throw them?
If you throw them they are crossing in the air before landing on your desk. The next time you go to put them in, the left bud will be on the right, and the right on the left. I used to have the same thing happen all the time. It took me a little to figure out.
Hot and spicy chinese pickle soup with Hunan Tofu and spinach. $6 = 2 quarts worth....
Personal grooming needs beyond your face, should not be attempted with a straight razor
Worked a 15 hour day because my client's network team are a ****tard stupid piece of **** asshole dickfaces. Have a meeting with them at 8AM tomorrow to discuss how stupid they are. Already pretty drunk, I think i'm gonna keep going and see how far we can push this.
Cheers to you, assholes.
Cheers to you, assholes.
Or Bacon. Ouch.
Throw them......which is why I think it's crazy they seem to cross just once nearly every time. I throw them in different locations/speeds/angles every time.When you take them out of your ears do you place them on your desk? Do you throw them?
If you throw them they are crossing in the air before landing on your desk. The next time you go to put them in, the left bud will be on the right, and the right on the left. I used to have the same thing happen all the time. It took me a little to figure out.
I don't really get hunting.
right now along the "state highway" near work there are pick-up trucks parked all along up against the woods.
(hunters)
As I was driving along, There was a dead deer on the side of the road. (hit by a car)
I'm not sure what season it is.....but why isn't anyone claiming the road kill?
right now along the "state highway" near work there are pick-up trucks parked all along up against the woods.
(hunters)
As I was driving along, There was a dead deer on the side of the road. (hit by a car)
I'm not sure what season it is.....but why isn't anyone claiming the road kill?
Its raining out. Glad I'm not on the right of way.
Apparently I work with 12 year old girls.
a/s/l?
Lol, have you ever had them bounce and land in your soda? Happened to me the other day.
Luckily I have not. Though my last pair got ran over by the caster on my chair. That was a dumbass move.
Wrong thread, newb.
I'll allow it.
Try "tilt"
Banshee Amp frame or iPad...? It's a shame this is even a decision... 
not sure...
not sure...
So a women pulls into my driveway. I duck out the door to see who it is, nobody I know so I ask her why she parked in my driveway?? She says she knows Mark. Well I don't know Mark so I ask her to leave as she is trespassing and blocking me in. She ignores me and walks to my neighbors house. I knock on the door and they ignore me. I call 911 and the cops come. They can't tow her but say I am well within my rights to have her arrested and they will then make arrangements to tow her then. They knock on Marks door and he comes over and asks me what the problem is. The cops handle it and tell him that the problem is his friend is parked in my driveway. He says "so?" and walks back to his house. Darla comes out and says she will move her car. The cop arrests her and puts the cuff on her and put her in the car and calls the towing company. I sign the complaint and the tow truck shows up to tow her car. Mark comes out of the house and proceed to yell at the cops. He is down on the ground in 2 seconds and has a obstruction and disorderly conduct charge and since he was on my property I have them add trespassing too. Car goes on the flatbed and I go back in the house.... That was fun.....
Did you have to go somewhere?
No one got Tazed ?
mark sounds like ****en dick
he had to keep his drive way clear so when the pizza guy comes, he wouldn't get a ticket
Pizza is awesome. Seems logical.
Your car is definitely getting keyed.
I blame the ambulance
Yep had to pick up my Fish Fry. It was delicious too....
It's in the Garage. All safe and sound....
Ok, so long as there was a reason!
I did everyone a favor last night Mark is 34 and his girlfriend/fiance Darla is a teenage (17yo) run away from Virginia. They met on the internet. The car she parked in my driveway was borrowed. They found pills on both of them.... Seems Marks Mom is in a fair amount of trouble... They just loaded up a huge TV into a Sheriffs Van... And now her.... The cops are gasping for air as they step out of the house as it smells so bad in there. Lady cop can't believe that anyone could live like that... Landlord is here.... Better then TV I tell you....
Aaah, dontcha jus love meth labs...
The good news is that it wasn't a Meth Lab. They are just jailbirds I guess...Aaah, dontcha jus love meth labs...