[HardtailHack]

I'd like to know which CD that was given as a gift would be most likely to be thrown out by the recipient.

Weird Al albums or "Songs In the Key of Springfield" would be my guesses.

 

[6thElement]

I'd like to know which CD that was given as a gift would be most likely to be thrown out by the recipient.

Weird Al albums or "Songs In the Key of Springfield" would be my guesses.

Celine Dion

 

[eric strt6]

I know I m getting old, I am more sore from ten miles of rolling fireroads than I used to get on 30 miles of single track.

 

[Adventurous]

There are 9 planet of the apes movies. Do we really need more? Is there some aspect of that concept that still needs to be explored?

 

[slimshady]

There are 9 planet of the apes movies. Do we really need more? Is there some aspect of that concept that still needs to be explored?

9 out of 9 are already too many.

 

[SkaredShtles]

9 out of 9 are already too many.

Srsly this. Does *anyone* watch PotA movies??

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Srsly this. Does *anyone* watch PotA movies??

Will, similarly, why do folks continue to chase Star Wars?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Will, similarly, why do folks continue to chase Star Wars?

You shut your whore mouth!

 

[canadmos]

$7 lemonade that looks like vomit. Who is actually buying this shit?

 

[Westy]

$7 lemonade that looks like vomit. Who is actually buying this shit?

When life gives you lemony vomit...

 

[HardtailHack]

I was on a job site today and a staff member's car failed it's annual inspection.
A manger heard about it, he left site, picked up all the parts the guy needed to fix the car and told him he could pay him back whenever he could afford to, no rush.

That warmed my little black heart.

 

[Adventurous]

Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels.[1] A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

 

[SkaredShtles]

Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels.[1] A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

I think I've found my "retirement" job after this last kids finishes uni.

 

[eric strt6]

tit for tat

I told my wife I ate at Chipotle with a co worker and it wasn't very good. She then said why didn't you use the gift card on the fridge. It wasn't planned I replied. She said put it your wallet for next time. I said no, there won't be a next time. it wasn't good. . She replied "Stop being an ass put it in your wallet for next time it's free food"

I looked at her and said : If you bought a bottle of wine and you didn't like it would you go buy it again? silence......and she left the room

 

[Adventurous]

Noel is such a gas lighting, lying name. No-el. The entire name is literally telling you there's no el, but there sure as shit is.

 

[HardtailHack]

E bikes, so good!

 

[Adventurous]

The United States Postal Service has their own podcast, Mailin It. I was unaware this was something the masses were clamoring for.

 

[HardtailHack]

Find a waterproof jacket that looks the goods, no post to Australia from any store that stocks it.

 

[6thElement]

Find a waterproof jacket that looks the goods, no post to Australia from any store that stocks it.

Need someone to relay it to you?

 

[HardtailHack]

Need someone to relay it to you?

I should have, but I just ordered a Scottish jacket I have never heard of, words like 'old' and 'heavy' sold me. I hope it's shit so I can whinge at Gary about it.
I already regret my purchase.

 

[Adventurous]

Cookie Monster was only one letter away from being Dookie Monster.

 

[slimshady]

Rest in peace Rufus, you lived a happy life, hunting birds, frogs and kicking the cats of the neighborhood off our house.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

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Rest in peace Rufus, you lived a happy life, hunting birds, frogs and kicking the cats of the neighborhood off our house.

Sorry...

 

[eric strt6]

 

[SkaredShtles]

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Rest in peace Rufus, you lived a happy life, hunting birds, frogs and kicking the cats of the neighborhood off our house.

Godspeed, good kitteh.

 

[Westy]

There are 9 planet of the apes movies. Do we really need more? Is there some aspect of that concept that still needs to be explored?

There have been a lot more planet of the human themed movies. Still probably more interesting than the Planet Of The Crepes.

 

[HardtailHack]

Winter in Australia, sipping a port at the BBQ in shorts and a shirt, even in the middle of winter it will be the same.
Not bad.

 

[jimmydean]

“It’s pointless being scared of something that’s inevitable. It depends on how you go, I suppose. There are several unpleasant ways to die, but once you’ve gone, it's OK.”

 

[Adventurous]

At what point in life do people incorporate that weird, fake, space filling laugh into their way of speaking?

 

[HardtailHack]

At what point in life do people incorporate that weird, fake, space filling laugh into their way of speaking?

At about the same time they start rocking on their feet as they do it?
It's even better when they touch all their fingers together and do all three annoying habits at the same time.
I like to think that they are about to cast a spell on me if they do the trifecta.

 

[DaveW]

I wonder how many swear words he used at the time?

Gordon Ramsay urges cyclists to wear helmets after nasty accident | RNZ News

 

[Adventurous]

The expression, "When shit hits the fan"...have enough people pooped on enough fans to establish what, exactly, happens when a shit hits a fan?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Selfies are lame.

 

[canadmos]

TIL

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ui#The_death_of_M%C4%81ui

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Them what but scrape by develop toolsets unfamiliar to most of us.

 

[Adventurous]

What was the office like before computers and email? Just a desk, a phone, and some pens? I can't even imagine.

 

[canadmos]

That moment when you get home and find a "we missed you" thing on your door from a shipping company, for something from "Ridleys Cycle".


I don't remember ordering anything from there, how drunk was I last week?

 

[eric strt6]

 

[gonefirefightin]

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cop cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes

 

[SkaredShtles]

What was the office like before computers and email? Just a desk, a phone, and some pens? I can't even imagine.

Actual paper spreadsheets. Lots and lots of physical spreadsheets.