[slimshady]

Just yesterday a work buddy was complaining about one of his best friends not being able to meet any women, simply because he puts his interests first, just like the guy in those screenshots. I'm going to show these to him, so he finally realizes douchebaggery is a global pandemic.

 

[HardtailHack]

Length = 2 * r * sin(θ/2)

So handy, now I know I have a 3" penis, maybe I don't need a Dodge RAM after all.

 

[gonefirefightin]

If you tea bag someone with a nut allergy, thats attempted murder.

Follow me for more recipes

 

[gonefirefightin]

Plastic toy dinosaurs are actually real dinosaurs, hear me out.....

Dino dies
Dino bones decay
Fossil fuels develop
Fossil fuels extracted for petroleum
Petroleum products make plastic
Plastic dinos, they live for ever!

 

[Westy]

Plastic toy dinosaurs are actually real dinosaurs, hear me out.....

Dino dies
Dino bones decay
Fossil fuels develop
Fossil fuels extracted for petroleum
Petroleum products make plastic
Plastic dinos, they live for ever!

Sorry, petroleum came from the Carboniferous era, not the Mesozoic.

Dino nuggets on the other hand...

 

[canadmos]

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LinkedIn has turned into the god damned wild west. Holy shit.

Sounds like the life of the party.

Also the auto comment reply things. I'd guess some people clicked those, without even reading what he wrote.

 

[canadmos]

Where does water come from at the top of a mountain?

 

[HardtailHack]

Where does water come from at the top of a mountain?

It's God's piss, he likes to melt the snow.

 

[canadmos]

It's God's piss, he likes to melt the snow.

It all makes sense now.

 

[Banshee_Rider@73]

If I ever choke with gummy bears, death certificate should say it was kill by bears and leave it at that.

 

[HardtailHack]

It all makes sense now.

I haven't heard that for a while.

 

[HardtailHack]

Being my boss would be difficult-
"Are you coming in tomorrow?"

Yes.

"What time"

Just after you need me.

Awaiting a reply.....