Right on! Glad there was a positive outcome. Here I was thinking Thad jd was just super possessive of parking space! Turns out, he's a super hero protecting the nation! Nice!
the random thought thread
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I am super possesive of my property. If they want to contribute I will allow them to park in my driveway. Until then you go to jail...
Radical Islamic groups really need to hire a P.R. person for their Acronyms. How am I supposed to be afraid of the Muslim Islamic Liberation Front....yes that's right - MILF.
a bunch of lesbian porn just popped up on my face book news feed......WIN!!!!!
That's likely because you were searching for "gay porn" in Google...........so it's a bittersweet victory.
it's not an act, BIGHTR really is clueless
i think i figured it out people are claiming they where hacked (if so this hackers a boss) or porn has become socially acceptable to post on your face book wall.
I saw that too, it's a little sad...
He hasn't posted since we found out it was MattMatt he almost killed. Maybe he'll stop posting. Can you get banned for doing sh!tty things irl?
I guess I missed this... link or story?
So this guy called in, His name was Dick Robber.
He was calling from protection security
I have a bad memory and have to write down who is calling so it doesn't go in one ear and out the other...
I wrote "Dick Protection"
He was calling from protection security
I have a bad memory and have to write down who is calling so it doesn't go in one ear and out the other...
I wrote "Dick Protection"
Bighitr started a thread (now deleted) about how he saw some guy eat it on a trail because his carbon bike broke. The thread was about how he thought carbon sucked, but in the story he said he left the guy on the trail even though he was clearly hurt. So he took 8 pages of bashing before deleted that thread, so we started bashing him in his other thread. Then this happened in the other thread:
Are you the guy Bighitr left on the side of the trail with a concussion?? Good to see you're alive!
Thats all it's letting me quote for some reason, but he went on to say that after bighitr left him, some joggers found him on the side of the trail and carried him out. He had some kind of wound (not much detail) an inch from his femoral artery and almost bled out on the trail.
Heres the second thread:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/f2/what-monkeys-eating-before-they-ride-today-246687/index2/
Bighitr is the Mike McQueary of Ridemonkey.
My cubical room mate is vegan and I am having an Industrial Burger for lunch (fried egg AND bacon).
mind ****ed
32 out of 33 pages typed and ready to print, one page to go...... Working in a non savable interative .pdf.......... and Muther Effin Adobe decides to do an update and restart the PC on me...... Muther Fugga
So you want me to teach you how to fix your bike? In order to do that I need to know what you don't know or I am going to assume you don't know anything. I have never figured out a starting point to begin teaching you Bicycle Maintenance or Repair. Google some chit you want to know how to do.. I'll teach you that.... How's that for random....
I bought an iPhone 4s. It holds charge really well. Is Jesus finally on my side?
Turn it on
This is the first time I've had to poop before noon in as long as I can remember.
You're becoming a man...
Is this the male equivalent of menopause?
It's called puberty.
Unfunny joke is unfunny.
Are you fvcking kidding?
I doubled down before 9 am
You're the prince of Poo. Yeah!!! Gather around everyone... Regale us with your majestic Poo stories.... We all knew this day would arrive. Peachy Poo! Yeah!
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^^^ it"s you're
I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied "No she isn't that ugly".
flash animation project wont open....... win!!!!!!
One of the account managers here baked and brought in cupcakes, for his own birthday. Doesn't get much more depressing than that.
I at least keep my Funfetti birthday cake at home.
Manager - Hey Adam, would you like a cupcake?
Adam - Sure
Manager - Yeah, you know it's my birthday so I just figured i'd make some and bring them in.
Adam - Thanks
Manager - Otherwise i'd eat them all myself, you know, haha
Adam - I'm on the phone
Manager - Ah sorry, just wanted to make sure you got a cupcake
Adam - With a customer
Manager - Ah yeah, OK then, see ya later
Where's the "Please love me" smiley?
Adam - Sure
Manager - Yeah, you know it's my birthday so I just figured i'd make some and bring them in.
Adam - Thanks
Manager - Otherwise i'd eat them all myself, you know, haha
Adam - I'm on the phone
Manager - Ah sorry, just wanted to make sure you got a cupcake
Adam - With a customer
Manager - Ah yeah, OK then, see ya later
Where's the "Please love me" smiley?
I have him beat.... I usually have two or trhee drops done before I leave the house in the morning..... and another two befor elunch... Depending on lunch there just might be another three or four before the day is up.....
If your going to **** more... **** like a MAN