Finally got a ride in after after two weeks. All's right with the world.
the random thought thread
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If I received an invitation to a party that had "????" as the end time; could I conceivably stay a week without getting arrested for trespassing?
When she came home I had laid a trail of roses to the bedroom...I had candles lit everywhere, jazz playing in the background and wine chilling with me waiting for her in my robe...now the next thing I need to do is introduce myself......
I tried talking to the cute girl at the coffee shop. I was asking her a few questions and she didn't answer me. She just kept smiling at me. I thought I was doing well until I asked her if she wanted a refill. Then I discovered she is deaf as she answered me in Marlee Matlinish Uhhn Huhn. The guy at the counter explained to me she was deaf and has a boyfriend.
I'm relying on future medical breakthroughs to undo the repercussions of my present unhealthy habits.
The bacon double cheeseburger and fries from the mexican cart ($6) is superior to the burger and fries from the burger cart ($7) from the cart pod at Lovejoy Fountain.
I'm way better at MW3 multiplayer when I'm drinking coffee as compared to when I'm drinking beer. FACT!
Why is real Estate so expensive in Nashvillle TN?
Never let a fart, when you have to pee really bad.
Text I just got from my friend/former roommate:
Adam - "Back in my day, we called them air sodas. Back when men were men, and pussy was good."
Me - "What is that from?"
Adam - "That's you and whiskey."
Good times.......good times.
Adam - "Back in my day, we called them air sodas. Back when men were men, and pussy was good."
Me - "What is that from?"
Adam - "That's you and whiskey."
Good times.......good times.
hipsters.
Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z
lol45
freddy mercury died way too young
You know you've seen a lot of fvcked up things online when A Serbian Film puts you to sleep.
I support the right to arm bears
Greatest showman I ever saw live (1979 Crazy tour)
A Ithaca Deerslayer makes a formiddable weapon loaded or not. Mind you it is loaded and almost always within reach, even the case is badasss....
you can't push a rope
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, "I shaved my vajayjay in the bath and you know what that means?" I said, "The drain is clogged?"
Misunderstanding one word can make all the difference - like the time my girlfriend said that she'd like me to splurge on her occasionally."
on a related note: I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas by switching to single
Misunderstanding one word can make all the difference - like the time my girlfriend said that she'd like me to splurge on her occasionally."
on a related note: I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas by switching to single
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I do belive I must agree
yes you can, soak it in water and freeze it first.
Ughhhhhhhh
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Ahh, too drunnk to make sense. To drunk to reply to work emailas. Not that thatwill stolp me. Ass****cunts.
Ladies and gentlemen, I lived with that for about 2 years. Best 2 years of my life.
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Is it still today already?
Almost drank from my spit bottle.... damn that was close.
When referring to a strawberry in ghetto slang... would it strizzleberry or strawbizzle?
People who walk slow should be set on fire.
go ahead and try it
what do the little envelopes with the fire on them mean on the thread list?
hot topic
If you promise not put them out with anything other than a chain.
i hate that store...
Holy hell
Ok now that the adrenalin has worn off. Did a pick up in Richmond a few hours ago and as I was pulling out of the medical complex the two cars next to me started shooting at each other. I floored it the hell out of there. Damn lucky that we didn't get hit by any bullets. I'm still a bit rattled.
Ok now that the adrenalin has worn off. Did a pick up in Richmond a few hours ago and as I was pulling out of the medical complex the two cars next to me started shooting at each other. I floored it the hell out of there. Damn lucky that we didn't get hit by any bullets. I'm still a bit rattled.
Holly hell, where the hell do you live that, that is happening?
Glad you guys are unhurt! Needless to say... that coulda ended badly.
I work as an EMT in the lovely Gettos of Oakland and Richmond CA.....not the kinds of places you would go for the fun of it.
Been there... done it.... Turns you green really fasy
You know there is an icon legend on the bottom of teh page right?
Guess they decided its cool cause the Ambulance was already there
Eating spicy Indian food for dinner = awesome
The day after eating spicy Indian food = not so awesome
The day after eating spicy Indian food = not so awesome