New word I made up: Trumpee - meaning coming from Donald Trump, real hair that looks like a toupee
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You could be a hand model for band-aidThinking about trying to find a hand modeling agency and sending the shredded pic of my fingers to them. Then asking if they think I still could be a hand model.
brilliant ill make millions
Have you posted a pic of it yet?
ya why there in the "what now" thread if any one wants to see. ive actually been kinda taking pics as it heals for my self if any one wants to see those as well
Took a spill today trimming a tree.... did a scorpian over a brick wall.... Only I didnt hit the ground I landed on the wall just above my hips...... felt friggin awesome
You and IL9 should open a landscaping/garage door repair company.
I am so drunk a of a sudden. Thankfuly Domios brought pizza or I would have been screwed!!
hells yes, we shall call it ben and mikes garage and yard
. also the guys at my lbs have taken up calling me "the handy man". i kinda like the way that sound more then "triple nubby" but its not really up to me what my title is 
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Holy fail batman.
I like Hooters. I hear the food is good, too.
Where the F did you hear that?
It would be sweet if GT actually listed geometry for all their bikes on their website. Really sweet...
People still buy GTs?
I love lamp.
I would be very interested if I found one of these frames for sale (minus the purple ano accoutrements)
That said, it seems like GT is putting more emphasis on the euro market than the US, but perhaps they have good reason - dunno.
Anyway, back off topic: One of the (few) benefits of being asked to participate in a local high school career day is completely unrestricted farting. Quite liberating...
Thule and Yakima are out of their mind! a thousand dollars for 300 bucks worth of Korean steel and plastic?
WTF
WTF
It's not even that much in steel and plastic. I want to build a roof cargo rack for my Tundra. I about sh!t myself when I saw how much they want for just the car clamps and cross bars. GFY.
You do know Yakima is made in Arcada California right?
and thule is made in the US as well
i think alcohol sounds like a good way to entertain myself tonight.... and tits!
Sometimes, that freaking woman, 
I helped push 6 people out of their parking spaces in front of my house tonight after the Denver snowstorm (all RWD, one was a classic Beetle, most all were chicks) *did I say hot? No.*
Drunk Adam feels it's time to go hunt some HotPockets at the grocery store across the way there.
Drunk Adam feels it's time to go hunt some HotPockets at the grocery store across the way there.
You know you are having a great cup of coffee when you have to poop five minutes later
I'm pretty sure that I have never heard the word "rue" in any other context than "rue the day".
I don't think I've ever heard...."Gosh...I'm ruing that decision". or "At first I rued the decision, but then changed my mind"
I don't think I've ever heard...."Gosh...I'm ruing that decision". or "At first I rued the decision, but then changed my mind"
disapproves
that's almost as bad as saying whenever you hear "phthalo blue" or "yellow ochre" you only think of bob ross
some people
I didnt say I was proud of it......
Wow.... I cant remember what brew I was drinking tonight, but its out of Orange county CA, served in a 32oz bottle....... Damn I can drink but this stuff is in the 14 to 18% range...... Damns on I want more but i have to work tomorrow
writing a essay..... its not going well
Might go better if you focused on writing instead of posting on RM
Vagina jokes arent funny, Period
I must not fall asleep at work, I must not fall asleep at work, I must not fall asleep at work....
Do you ever have those days where you REALLY REALLY wish you could tell your co-workers what you think of them?
For me that is every day...
For me that is every day...
One of the few perks of a Blue Collar environment, is that every co-worker whom I think is a dipsh1t, knows it.
I'm in a "white collar" environment and everyone knows exactly how I feel about everybody.
Told my coworker today exactly how I felt today, impressed on how I thought he was a child and needs to grow up. He said I was steeling work from him when I got a fuel filter that pais 120 ish to install, I then reminded his dumbass< Litterally said let me remind your dumbass> that three days earlier I was the one to make sure the 1200 dollar strut job he reccemended went back to him......
I hate it when people use the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too".
What the hell is the point of having cake if you can't eat it?!?
What the hell is the point of having cake if you can't eat it?!?
I am a robotic Elvis rocking my bionic pelvis.