Just saw a guy in his mid-30's wearing what appears to be a mint Members Only jacket. Props...
the random thought thread
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Accidently touch your arm on a fully heated soldering iro results in smelling the flesh sizzling before you feel the pain.
Just ran two miles in 24 minutes..... Not bad for a fatty eh. All in the name of getting ready for academy........ Did I mention I despise running?
I remember WALKING a mile in about 12 minutes in high school during the presidential fitness testing scams.
so.... hard.... to.... stay.... awake.... today....
If someone has a fake leg, they detach their leg and then hit someone with the foot... would it be considered a kick?
No, that would be considered giving a leg up to an armed assailant.
Would you put a picture of a missing transvestite on a carton of half & half?
Hmmmm.... seems legit to me
Never said it was a fast run... I can hit a seven minute mile right now if I push a bit.I remember WALKING a mile in about 12 minutes in high school during the presidential fitness testing scams.
The kitchen scene towards the end of Brothers gives me the chills every time I watch it.
I love the fact that almost all household cleaning product commercials feature moderately attractive white women, who stepped out of a Anne Taylor catalog and appear to be stoked about said clean product.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You'd be 1/4 away from death.
I've called once. I witnessed a drunk in a land rover take out a telephone pole, leaving live wires laying in the road. Then the asshole drove away before I could get out to help.
But I call the non emergency number every now and then. Most recently for a brush fire on the side of a highway.
I'll bet you all have noticed how clear and concise all my posts have been lately. It takes every fiber of my being to do so. I am hoping that I will receive some kind of reward for it. Otherwise I may have to revert back to being random again. Maybe even ramp it up a bit, hey you never know....
Go back to the old style of posts. Ramp it up a bit. DOOOOO ITTTTT!!!!!
I have been getting Laid lately. I just don't have it in me. I try but nothing happens. I however have been kicking ass at Chess.
Booourns!
I removed approx 140 feet of wire our on the framwork of my boat today, replaced it with 24 feet of wire and a fuse block
getting excited to train in sandy eggo for the next 5 months. get my surf on!
If work was fun, they wouldn't call it work.
Lording over your boss is fun and nerve wracking at the same time.
Most people posting things with NSFW tags are at work..
I met the girl I'm currently "talking to" through a date with her younger (bitchier) sister. It was our only date and it was close to a year ago. I hope there won't be a gff style relationship thread in my near future...
impossible without a emergency room bill or law enforcement on scene, or perhaps both.
We'll see what happens. But I think it's safe to say it won't come to that. Right now the younger sister won't speak to me, so the problem may have just resolved itsself.
did you PHIHB on the first date?
Sounds like she is now in the "cooling off" period that comes with the purchase of a new fire arm.
She's too young for a pistol and there's no waiting period on long guns...
Things are all patched up for now. I'm a genius.
So your doing both of them without the other knowing?
I wish. I'm going out with the older one friday night though.
Oh man...... your getting into a "I have it handled, but what you dont really know is that little sister is pissed off because big sister stole her boyfriend..." type situation..... This should end well, please please please... keep the monkey up to date
sometimes a Ramen bowl is the perfect late night belly filler
dude, im getting good at this whole drunk typing thing. just gotta go slow and focus on what im saying, 
Not even close. I'll back up a little.. Christmas break last year. I went on a few dates with the younger one, including a double date with her sister, which is how we met. Then like a week later she left me for some hipster douche. Last summer I got back on friendly terms with her but didn't hear from her much after school started back. Then, older sister got a job (she's just out of college) that had her travel to the town my school is in, so we started meeting up every few weeks when she was in town and got closer. Fast forward to now, I've been spending a lot of time with her since I'm not in school til February. Younger sister got mad about it, but I fixed it. Problem solved. For now at least.
Oh and I had 2 girlfriends and a few hookups between them. It's not like it was back to back.