Do you believe in unlikelyhoods?
the random thought thread
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I belive I would rather have it and not need it, than need it and and not have it
Everyone needs someone to motivate/inspire them... why shouldn't that person be you?
the left side of my back is itchy as hell and i have no finger nails on my right hand any more. i cant reach it with my left hand...... this just strait up sucks
nubbyproblems
Scientists have determined that bamboo back scratchers do not suck.
And I concur. Good for old guys with stiff shoulders.
Thoughts from the ambulance in east Oakland:
Wana buy a watch? I know you aint got no watch. Cause if you had a watch you would know its night time and night time aint no time to be in this here neighborhood
Wana buy a watch? I know you aint got no watch. Cause if you had a watch you would know its night time and night time aint no time to be in this here neighborhood
Flamin' Hot Cheetohs + Margaret Holmes Hoppin'Jon = winning lunch
turns out my fingers just strait up stop working when they get cold, its gonna be a long winter. at least there healed at this point 
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This week at work a co-worker asked "Is Albany in New York state?". My response "Yes it is. It's actually our state capital".
This shows the intelligence of some of the people I have to see every day.
This shows the intelligence of some of the people I have to see every day.
My knee hurts from getting hit just below the kneecap by a trailer jack
Ooooh that sucks. I've done that way too many times.
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, also." - Mitch.
When someone sends me a text message with more than one abbreviation or any use of a single letter or numbers as abbreviations they do not get a reply. No exceptions. I've turned away at least two girls who gave me their number in the past month because I couldn't stand to read their texts.
I need a beer......
WTF.......I have had 4 buddy's kill themselves in the last two weeks after getting back! this is not happening.
sorry to hear, i dont really know what else to say just felt i had to say something.
effin crazy....I knew these guys would take help if they were offered it. they were all college level guys with enough brains to know things weren't right but got dropped through the cracks by the military.
it really is a damn shame.
Wow.... what the holy **** bro?
so how do you get the proper eval in only a 15 min revolving door sit w/ likely a civilian dr? we gotta figure that out...
in my case it was through the VA. but 90% wont see the VA until its waaaay to late.
Jesus tap dancin Tebow, I never have the correct ratio of chips and salsa.
white people problems
well they sure don't make it easy.
i'm 4 yrs into my VA case & i *still* have follow-ups that will last at least another yr.
if i were motivated enough & had nothing but spare time to knock down the 2,334 wickets to get fully adjudicated (incl appeals), i could have been done in *only* 2 yrs.
i especially like how they don't tell you steps 1-N, but instead just tell you the next one only after you complete this one. so things like lining up & timing your appointments so that the whole package is still "fresh" is a foreign concept.
the only thing worse than the VA process is becoming a citizen.
/rant
I object. Now if I was talking about fresh organic guac and vegan blue corn tortilla chips, then yes, you would be correct. However, my issue is in regards to Kroger brand salsa and Utz tortilla chips. This is what is commonly known as "white trash people problems". Know your caucs...
heh heh....you said "caucs"
Ever wonder why Santa Claus is so jolly?
Cause he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Cause he knows where all the naughty girls live.
strange daze,very large people from the Psych ward, tiny old folks to the nursing home, hospice run into public housing in the getto. I must be nuts because I enjoyed every minute of it
I really hate writing reports.
Take a deep breath...
funny Facebook post by one of my friends from high school.....
Hippies: Morn the loss of a mighty brother. A gentile giant who has towered over the earth for decades, has now returned to it. This tree which reached towards the heavens now sinks into the grave.
Everyone else: The neighbors $*%# tree fell into my @&%*# yard last night and ruined my kids &@*% swing set! @$&%#* &@%*$!!!!!!!
Hippies: Morn the loss of a mighty brother. A gentile giant who has towered over the earth for decades, has now returned to it. This tree which reached towards the heavens now sinks into the grave.
Everyone else: The neighbors $*%# tree fell into my @&%*# yard last night and ruined my kids &@*% swing set! @$&%#* &@%*$!!!!!!!
Doritos taste AMAZING after a beer, or two, or five
Everything I learned as a kid is now wrong.
Never plug your android phone directly into a mixing board with Phantom power on. Trust me on this....
Is there anything worse than a mime on a fixie?
yes... a mime, on a fixie, passing you on a climb
I've never tried smoking meat before... I hope it comes out half as delicious as the herbs I've smoked in the past 