I'm going to behave myself for the next year.
the random thought thread
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im trying to decide if i need to go see a doctor. i had a pretty bad wreck a few weeks ago, and havent felt the same since. landed on my head pretty damn good while dirt jumping. i was wearing a helmet. i guess im just stubborn and keep on telling myself im alright. at this point im not sure if anything can even be done. 
Dude, head injuries are nothing to pass off lightly. Go get checked out, especially if you start loosing motor skills.im trying to decide if i need to go see a doctor. i had a pretty bad wreck a few weeks ago, and havent felt the same since. landed on my head pretty damn good while dirt jumping. i was wearing a helmet. i guess im just stubborn and keep on telling myself im alright. at this point im not sure if anything can even be done.
word, probably go get checked out tomarrow. i havent lost any motor skills, just been feelin kinda "funny", and not in the HAHA sense. 
c0ckmunch tales of the DMV...
So my wife was waiting for an hour to get a new license. They call her number (481). Since she has the baby with her, it takes her a minute to get to the counter and right before she does, some guy steps up.
wife: Uhh, excuse me?
guy: ...
clerk: Hi, who has 481?
guy: ME!
wife: no, i do... holding up the ticket.
clerk: sir, can I see your ticket.
guy: shows her the ticket.
clerk: sir, can you move your thumb cuz I can only see "48".
The focker has #485, knew it and was just being a dick.
So my wife was waiting for an hour to get a new license. They call her number (481). Since she has the baby with her, it takes her a minute to get to the counter and right before she does, some guy steps up.
wife: Uhh, excuse me?
guy: ...
clerk: Hi, who has 481?
guy: ME!
wife: no, i do... holding up the ticket.
clerk: sir, can I see your ticket.
guy: shows her the ticket.
clerk: sir, can you move your thumb cuz I can only see "48".
The focker has #485, knew it and was just being a dick.
They should have made him take a new number
I just got back from a business trip in California, it seemed everywhere I went there was an old chinese man yelling at someone.
Probably bitter about that whole Olympic torch thing.
What an ass. Your wife should have left a dirty diaper stuck to his car door handle.
My own urine doesn't taste that bad actually.
the clearblue pregnancy test commercial is rather weird. the most advanced piece of technology that you will ever pee on? ew.
must have been invented by germans.
must have been invented by germans.
impossible.
what happens when 2 guys both wearing "world's greatest grandpa" shirts meet? is it like highlander where there can be only one?
wet jumpsuit contest or they race scamps for pinks
I think My rep level is severely underrated...
L'opie's Rep button = Teh Fail
(I
at the hiemlich pic, but L'Opie no can haz rep)
(I
at the hiemlich pic, but L'Opie no can haz rep)i do not envy those who commute into boston by train every day. holy hell what a cluster**** that is. i missed the 430 train by 5 min so i ended up having to hang around north station packed in like a sardine until the 515 came in. that ended up being delayed by about 10 minutes and then the train itself was a mob scene. i had to sit next to this guy who kept referring to his significant other as "my sweetie" and was giving her(i think) the play-by-play of what was happening with the train as it slowly moved out of the station, which took forever. i was about ready to choke him. then on my other side was a rather large guy who with every shift of the train would bump me with one of his fat rolls as he played solitaire on his cell phone. but luckily the bench i was on was full because soon after i got on i witnessed this behemoth of a fupa, disguised as a woman, board the train. i am very glad i did not have to sit anywhere near her.
I wonder how my newly shaved mutt chops will be received at work tonight? I also wonder if the cute checker will be there tonight?
Why did all good music die in the 90's?
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
(tone I hear while you're speaking, instead of you speaking....)
(tone I hear while you're speaking, instead of you speaking....)
funny you should mention: lately i've been re-rockin james, tea party, & the hip
can't seem to find my cracker & sunny day
aw look, it's a ska fan from ventura, ca!
Whats going on today with people giving me **** about my taste in music? I dont get it.
I wonder if I could make a kim che omelet
Nope.
Who actually determines what is "suitable for framing"?
How long would it take me to hurt myslef if lightsabers really existed..hmm
i have to work tomorrow night on what is likely to be the busiest night ever at beer works(just steps from the garden and rather popular even when there are no events there). this is going to be interesting...
i just wish i wasn't training so i'd be able to get tips.
i just wish i wasn't training so i'd be able to get tips.
My wrist brace smells like regurgitated blue cheese.
The funk won't completely wash off my arm.
This nasty thing is going in the wash tonight.
Anybody want to smell it ? Dirt, how bout you ?
The funk won't completely wash off my arm.
This nasty thing is going in the wash tonight.
Anybody want to smell it ? Dirt, how bout you ?
just got a call from my boss, apparently since they are expecting it to be so busy, i'm going to be getting tipped out.
$$$$$$$
Did she refer to the animals as her 'children'