Do Skinheads eat Mexican or Chinese food? Or do they hate that too?
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More importantly, how do they know when to stop wiping?
when they dont taste anything on the paper
wonder if MOOSHOO was one of the 300
that is the 300 thrown in the slammer from Occupy Oakland riot last night.....
that is the 300 thrown in the slammer from Occupy Oakland riot last night.....
It's not even 9am and already I need a beer.
Just wrote "calculator" on a boob
you'll go to 4377 for that
My friend describing how his son takes care of his tablet:
"It's like he cleans the screen with a glazed donut"
Nearly pissed myself laughing.
"It's like he cleans the screen with a glazed donut"
Nearly pissed myself laughing.
same concept as scratch/sniff?
UT Infections can **** right off six ways sideways.
Really? A simple infection that make your junk feel like its on fire when you pee? Not like I have been humping randoms or anything like that.... Just prone to UTI's..... This is bull****, gotta take these pills that make my piss turn bright ass orange.....
Really? A simple infection that make your junk feel like its on fire when you pee? Not like I have been humping randoms or anything like that.... Just prone to UTI's..... This is bull****, gotta take these pills that make my piss turn bright ass orange.....
I work all day on the computer ... study and surf much of the evening on computers....
What the hell was I doing before computers???
I can't even remember.
What the hell was I doing before computers???
I can't even remember.
I work all day on the computer ... study and surf much of the evening on computers....
What the hell was I doing before computers???
I can't even remember.
Dads Playboy drawer?
Dammit. Dad has pneumonia again.
always tie your shoelaces BEFORE you enter a public restroom.
a friends girlfriend is prone to UTI's...and is a squirter....i can tell when her girlfriend has one when the friends hand/forearm are orange....
is he a fair weather cheetos plushie?
no he....she/she
Chaz Bono?
ah, "squirter", got it. sounds like a battery leak
It's better to poop using the 3rd floor bathroom because they have smooth jazz playing.
I think I am going to change Banks just to get a I pad. All the Tellers have nice Boobs too, even the ugly ones. I like Mammories and Money all in one place. Boobs make banking fun....
would be lulled to sleep.
this.
I had the radio on tuned in to a rap station, and the station was advertising a contest to give away a free ski trip in Vail.
I LOLed.
I LOLed.
Rap fans going to Vail? I'm picturing... House Party 4 - Kid and Play go skiing?
I hate it when people say "He's a nice person once you get to know him."
They might as well just say "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."
They might as well just say "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."
why is it that the packs of Roadies feel it's ok to continue on as usual, riding side by side on a two lane mt road when you are coming up behind them with red lights and siren on? I guess it was ironic that we on our way to a downed roadie that wiped on some gravel
my facebook got hacked which in turn some how gave them my email password thats is a big problem, because all my school work is connected to my gmail. if i lose that i lose every thing from the whole year 
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#whitepeopleproblems
.#whitepeopleproblems
I should have lived in socal sooner, all dem bishes down here have implants.
I am going to save millions!
I am going to save millions!
Worse thing that can happen, they dont go home with you.... then there is no reason to ever call them again
Or.... they do go home with you.... then there is no reason to ever call them again
Or.... they do go home with you.... then there is no reason to ever call them again
I consider myself a "augmentation connoisseur"
Just the same as wine tasting. it takes alot of time and effort to handle, taste, smell, and savor the many brands and vintages in order to appreciate the finest.
Just the same as wine tasting. it takes alot of time and effort to handle, taste, smell, and savor the many brands and vintages in order to appreciate the finest.
I went to the Library today. I gotta say. It was show off your milfy cans day at my Local branch. I feel smarter because I spent 4 hours there.
go to youporn and type in "DP"
I'm not sure i wanna do that...
Yes....... You do.
"Everybody crashes. Some get back on, some don't, and some can't."
"911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning..."
In alot of cases, the ugly one may in fact have better skills.