I think I would like GFF to be my "accountability partner"...
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Scrub dish hard for 10 minutes with coarse sponge. Stuck on food. Scrape gently with fingernail food comes off.
make sponge from fingernail.
make sponge from fingernail.
Never tell your ex that you save a ton of money thinking of her instead of downloading porn. She will tell everyone she knows and won't be even remotely flattered. Trust me on this.....
what the hell is going on around me?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097286/Jason-Pemberton-Purple-Heart-war-hero-kills-wife-suffering-PTSD.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097286/Jason-Pemberton-Purple-Heart-war-hero-kills-wife-suffering-PTSD.html
I have been saving my fingernnails for 30 years. They almost fill a shoebox. I would part with them for some of the profits. A lot of folks think its corn or beans in a maraca. But the best maracas have the toenails of Tijauna Whores in them. Thats how they have that distictive rattle....
step 1. define problem
step 2. profit
step 2. profit
Action Movie FX is my new favorite app
Uhmmm .... Are farts supposed to be wet? 
I once sharted at work. Worst day of my life.Uhmmm .... Are farts supposed to be wet?
Procrastination is the thief of time.
I'll figure that out later.
I'll figure that out later.
It bothers me to the point of anger that when you walk in NYC there is no Fourth Avenue. Even Sixth Avenue although renamed to Avenue of the Americas is also marked Sixth Avenue. Don't get me going on West 12th street and how it crosses West Fourth street. Just Blatantly phugging with me. DC has no J street either?? This is why I can't go there and folks that live there turn to crack.....
I always feel a little weird when I'm Sexually rubbing the wall until I find the light switch.
I love Mesa/Boogie products.
A veteran NYer can tell exactly where they are in the city and what day of the week it simply by the ratio of garbage/dead rat/urine/feces/hooker snatch odors. A primordial localized positioning system.
I'm in love with a lesbian.
Some say the glass is half empty,
Others say the glass is half full.
I'm wondering who is drank half my beer.
Others say the glass is half full.
I'm wondering who is drank half my beer.
I always thought "go-go juice" was a tequila heavy margarita rimed with coke. Guess I've been doing it wrong.
A recent study shows that playing beer pong raises your chances of getting the flu.
Yeah... IF YOU SUCK AT IT!
Yeah... IF YOU SUCK AT IT!
Taking dad to the hospital. Antibiotics aren't helping. Let the praying commence.
locked my keys in my truck outside of an abortion clinic the other night.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
i have bitten the inside of my cheek twice today and it effing hurts.
I wonder what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a Doctor and get rid of it.
Don't trust whitey.
See a Doctor and get rid of it.
Do cannibals talk about hunting?
Happy Birthday Self!
Currently enjoying a Bacon Milk Shake from Jack in the Box.
not bad... not bad at all
not bad... not bad at all
Super jealous right now
sometimes i don't like my own brand.
tempdb I/O bound but storage system's barely working
I've been dating girls in the 20-25 year old range since I was 18.. I could do this for the rest of my life 
Even you hate MMike.
Why the hell do women think Ugg boots are cool looking?
Still a mystery to me ...that and a number of things about the girl world.
The value of uggs is something I have debated with my daughter numerous times.
They sure don't look cool if you wear them in any kind of bad weather...like rain...learned that.
Ugg boots gift ...are the only time at Christmas ...the girl actually had tears of joy.
MY final conclusion is ..
The girl mind is not something I'm capable or interested in understanding anymore.
If a girl says she's only had 12 sexual partners in her life, double that for the real number. If a guy says he's had 12 sexual partners in his life, divide that by 3 for the real number (subtract 1 if number is odd, then divide).
On a parallel... if a girl says she's only had 12 sexual partners in her life, ask how many of those were women
On a parallel... if a girl says she's only had 12 sexual partners in her life, ask how many of those were women
If the theoretical number is 15 (which is odd), I subtract 1 and divide by 3. This gives me 4 2/3.
Is the 2/3 a midget? I'm guessing (read: hoping) yes.
