Sorority girl in down NorthFace jacket and Uggs = Eskim-Ho
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if you can't get past me at 90.....
What?
and i always change lanes.
My dog has horrible gas. Really rancid.
Is my lbs busting my balls or did the factory actually back a fork lift over my new dh bike that was shipping today
So by that logic, I should be telling you..... wait a minute doing reverse math.........49.....If a girl says she's only had 12 sexual partners in her life, double that for the real number. If a guy says he's had 12 sexual partners in his life, divide that by 3 for the real number (subtract 1 if number is odd, then divide).
On a parallel... if a girl says she's only had 12 sexual partners in her life, ask how many of those were women
I had WAY too much fun in College
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I have been caught building illegal trails. It seems I am in some trouble.
Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow
Cutting through the displays at IKEA?
Haha they just told me to stop. I find that folks who live near a Ikea are self important and call the city when folks is improving the parks for them. I live hundreds of miles from a Ikea by the way....
a kid i know just shelled out 7k for a brand new demo two, he had a 2011 demo 1 he road three times a week ago and he only used that one for xc.......... i dont wanna live on this planet any more
If the pizza place serves Red Bull and Red Bull gives you wings, then how come I was charged for them? Isn't that false advertising?
Are you friends with Demo9
no demo9 actually shreds ive seen him ride at highland, this kids the kinda kid who crashes riding off a curb.
I have a date, an honest to goodness date.
She rides, she fish's, she hunts, she works on her own cars, restores her own cars, she is a nurse, and she is a hot little phillpino girl.
Too perfect, waiting for whats going to go wrong
She rides, she fish's, she hunts, she works on her own cars, restores her own cars, she is a nurse, and she is a hot little phillpino girl.
Too perfect, waiting for whats going to go wrong
have you ever heard of the movie "the crying game" ?
I have, but have not seen it.......... This scares me to ask... but give me the lowdown
Wow, just wow. We just got back from celebrating our 12th Anniversary. We went out to the Cats Roadhouse in Los Gatos. Excellent Food and Micro Brews, Ruth had the Devils Canyon Full Boar Scotch Ale. I only made it through half of my plate of ribs and Ruth made it through less than half of her pulled pork.
the Bar
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the Bar
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Corvette owners waive at each other. 
LOL...
Actually, he seems to have improved in this regard - at least from what I've seen around here. At least he got rid of his signature which listed every bike he had followed by "Bring the Hate".
...and that guy actually rips:
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By the way my nieghbors Dog can easily jump over the gate that encloses my yard and get on my porch. This is awesome. On top of the Human sized ****s it takes in my yard it now wants to come inside via the porch and get my cats.... I'm just not feeling it.
I wish my GPS had an "avoid ghetto" option.
I know, I know... #whitepeopleproblems
I know, I know... #whitepeopleproblems
Just a hunch, but I think Konabumm does not like Valentines Day.
Do midget hookers charge half price since they're half the size?
I look at it the other way around....they should charge double as they have to do twice as much work.
I'm pretty happy with how my phone connects to the interwebs. My buddy rooted it and now I can get the interwebs from my phone. It does most everything fine. Pandora buffers a bit but works fine on the phone?? Time Warner is going bye....
Ha ha the animal control officer comes by. Finds the pile of poo and traces the dog tracks to the nieghbors house. And proceeds to fine them for not having a dog license and pooing in my yard. I signed the complaint when she stopped by. She was very nice.
My nieghbor singed the complaint. They hate each other...
Why on Earth am I watching snooker?
very tired.
Home from the Catalina wine mixer.
Home from the Catalina wine mixer.
Turnso ut she has a boyfriend already, just nothing committed..... She says she might just want to use me
To all that this may concern...
Cigarettes + Red Bull makes your breath smell like sh*t.
That is all.
Cigarettes + Red Bull makes your breath smell like sh*t.
That is all.
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I am pleased that I'm more concerned about cornering exit speed than mileage.
My neighbor tried to involve me in his fight against my other neighbor. I declined even though I think he's right. I now have a new rule. Unless I know your coming over, I am no longer going to answer my phugging door.
Did you say "yipee!!!" ?
I have to side with the non pooing dog guy. But the pooing dog girl is kind of hot and as long as she agrees to pick it up I'm fine. I could care less if it is on a leash or not. It's a pretty cool dog too. I found a frisbee in the park and gave it to him. He loves my Dad for whatever reason.....
Getting paid to sit on ridemonkey is less fun than not gettting paid to ride.
I try to keep my web browser to 3-4 tabs maximum, but every time I look up I have 10 useless tabs open. Where do they come from??? 