I hate the fact that a lot of the bigger women I work with tend to wear low rise tight fitting jeans on dress down days.
Attention ladies: muffin top is not attractive.
Attention ladies: muffin top is not attractive.
the random thought thread
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"Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet"
rep given. Love it.
Last night I had a dream that I played basketball with Shaq at some random ghetto court in Seattle. It ruled.
"Interpol, you can't take Anonymous, it's an idea."
The wife and I made homemade chili last night. Therefore, I feel sorry for all of my co-workers today 
I bought my very first ski helmet yesterday.
I hate customer service lines, please two to three minutes = wait for an hour
Whatever.
My last 3 meals have contained bacon. It's a bittersweet feeling.
this feels right, but it tastes like a dirty penny
the guy who filled the diesel rig with gasoline and cost us 3 days of no rig and $1500 in repairs has got some explaining to do in my office tomorrow.
Pastrami (chopped and shredded with cheddar and nancys sharp and spicy mustard) on sourdough bread = better then bacon.
The fridge lives!!...........it LIIIIIIVES!
Had a garbage plate last night for dinner. My gut is not happy with me this morning.
#Rochesterianproblems
#Rochesterianproblems
I wonder why some guy keeps plowing my driveway even though I've never hired a plow guy.
God damn!t, when will someone invent a telescopic seat post with a way to lock it to the frame. Just noticed I have my bike locked up, but not my $300 seatpost (which I could not live without at this point).
Riding saeson starts as soon as the trails dry out. It was 50 and sunny today. All my equipment is ready. Plotted out some roady loops in the car. I simply have no excuses for not having a good ride year. Situps suck. I just hate most gym stuff. Everyone has a cold.... I can still run like a mohamby. The trainer told me to run in sets. I had no idea what he was talking about so I ignored him. I am considering joining the boxing gym. I like beating on things. I may be slinging block, if that happens I won't need a gym....
I actually miss my bikes.. This will be the longest I've been without riding one of my own bikes ever. I'm going for a long ride when I get home.
congorats.
I just got bit by a spider. It's safe to say I'll have super powers and be intimate with Mary Jane tonight.
It was a daddy long legs. Most initially painful spider bite I've ever had.
It was a daddy long legs. Most initially painful spider bite I've ever had.
i got nothing
My wife is, quite possibly, the messiest painter I have ever seen.
My first thread,and post on monkey ride got nuked!
Thats not really a Bad thing I think
I think seafood sounds good for dinner tonight, as it looks its my anniversery and I am having dinner alone
That was delicious.....
Pound of steamed clams, two pound mix of snow crab and dungenous, half dozen big as lobster claws, two big ass steamed sausages, two red skin on potato's.........
Waitress decided to join me for dinner..... Good times.
Pound of steamed clams, two pound mix of snow crab and dungenous, half dozen big as lobster claws, two big ass steamed sausages, two red skin on potato's.........
Waitress decided to join me for dinner..... Good times.
You know you're out of shape and your body is falling apart when your thumb hurts from playing video games.
I purposely waiting 4-5 days before I saw my niece.
Grown men + delicate babies = scary stuff.
I seem to be getting less nervous about baby handling... Nothing like complacency to make sure every goes A-OK.
Random Thought:
I have to give my WRX back (end of lease) on the same day our kid is due. Coincidence????
Just cause I can point this out, everyone knows it is infact Dapeach's fault right???
There are certain management techniques that I really enjoy employing. Such as : Based on your recent performance your services here are no longer required. I need your keys, here is your your final paycheck, there is the door....best of luck in the future
I have the munchies. Unfortunately, they were not induced by any sort of herb... but they are here, nonetheless! Spicy food....mmmmmmmmmm
preggo?
Nope, just hungry
I was good all day and then when dinner time came around I was starving. Maybe all this exercise is paying off and my metabolism is in high gear!
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
^^
And do orthodox jewish vamps only drink Kosher blood?
Speaking of vampires, it seems my 20 month daughter is one. Or to be more precise, 6 hours of random, periodic sleep is moar than enough to keep her rolling like Whitney in La Paz, Bolivia...
And do orthodox jewish vamps only drink Kosher blood?
Speaking of vampires, it seems my 20 month daughter is one. Or to be more precise, 6 hours of random, periodic sleep is moar than enough to keep her rolling like Whitney in La Paz, Bolivia...