I should have wiped better.
the random thought thread
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Why the hell is it so hot? and why dont i have an air conditioner!?
Do you think Ninjas believe in the Tooth Fairy ?
I need beers. NOW!
why has there been no headset system like the external bb system(saint etc) been made yet?
as i was pressing in a headset earlier..
as i was pressing in a headset earlier..
... car batteries don't float.
Thou shalt not kill...then why aren't all Christians vegetarians?
I'm thinking of pooping my pants at work so that people will talk about me.
I wish I wasn't at work right now.
Velveeta has three syllables.
My buddy just left to go on a date with a 20 yearold chick with a baby (not his) and hes only 17... i told him to run but hes not listening to me.
i applaud your friend's milf hunting efforts.
well, as long as she is attractive.
Shes pretty damn hot.
Damn you, little dry plug of lotion, everything was going so well.
I'm right handed, but why is my left forearm bigger than my right forearm?
you play pocket pool with your left?
I need to pee
Why the hell am I still thirsty?
Screw you guys...I'm going home
Why is it you're Proud of the giant turd you just left in the toilet, but if you walk into a stall and find someonelses giant turd in the toilet you're disgusted.
Monday night I had left over Indian food that was seasoned to double indian hot.
Yesterday I had two pulled pork sandwiches with habanero vinegar for lunch.
For dinner I went to one of my favorite mexican joints and had fried chicken burritos with habanero salsa. I ate the whole bowl of habanero salsa.
Today I was stunned that my turds didn't sizzle when they hit the water because it sure felt like they were on fire.
Yesterday I had two pulled pork sandwiches with habanero vinegar for lunch.
For dinner I went to one of my favorite mexican joints and had fried chicken burritos with habanero salsa. I ate the whole bowl of habanero salsa.
Today I was stunned that my turds didn't sizzle when they hit the water because it sure felt like they were on fire.
actually, after what he ate, he'll be regular for the next day or so
a coworker just had a printer fall on her 
She's ok
She's ok
don't you hate it when you're taking a crap, and your realize that you put you underwear on backwards
why do people keep b!tching about gas prices??
Pants??
Nah...f*ck 'em.
Nah...f*ck 'em.
I had a sad realization this weekend. When I drink I get really bad beer goggles and my friends dont think that its there responsibility to warn me... 
There are a lot more ladies out riding during my commute to/from work...Most sport the bicycle shorts look (emphasis on short...holy cow...) but some sport some running shorts (or some other riff-raff) with full-on t-bonage showing...it gets kinda distracting in traffic....