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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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when did "so" replace "um" as the most prominent vocal pause? i heard it from an APL dude @ johns hopkins & a regular schmoe in scottsdale.

seriously, it's everywhere.
 

tylerpier137

Monkey
Mar 29, 2007
366
0
ventura
My buddy just left to go on a date with a 20 yearold chick with a baby (not his) and hes only 17... i told him to run but hes not listening to me.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
i sat next to ethel clark from roseburg oregon on the plane this morning. she's been a widow for over 20 yrs.
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
Why is it you're Proud of the giant turd you just left in the toilet, but if you walk into a stall and find someonelses giant turd in the toilet you're disgusted.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
20,931
9,541
I have no idea where I am
Monday night I had left over Indian food that was seasoned to double indian hot.

Yesterday I had two pulled pork sandwiches with habanero vinegar for lunch.

For dinner I went to one of my favorite mexican joints and had fried chicken burritos with habanero salsa. I ate the whole bowl of habanero salsa.

Today I was stunned that my turds didn't sizzle when they hit the water because it sure felt like they were on fire.
 

tylerpier137

Monkey
Mar 29, 2007
366
0
ventura
I had a sad realization this weekend. When I drink I get really bad beer goggles and my friends dont think that its there responsibility to warn me... :disgust1:
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
i've seen more asscrack this year than any other. and while it is free asscrack, it does absolutely nothing for me.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
8,150
1
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
i've seen more asscrack this year than any other. and while it is free asscrack, it does absolutely nothing for me.
There are a lot more ladies out riding during my commute to/from work...Most sport the bicycle shorts look (emphasis on short...holy cow...) but some sport some running shorts (or some other riff-raff) with full-on t-bonage showing...it gets kinda distracting in traffic....