Banana popsicles from Aldis. 18 for $4. Who knew??
the random thought thread
- Thread starter skinny mike
- Start date
I'm physically ill
http://www.slice.ca/shows/realhousewivesvancouver/default.aspx?Title_ID=273301
So awful. Wifeys choice.
http://www.slice.ca/shows/realhousewivesvancouver/default.aspx?Title_ID=273301
So awful. Wifeys choice.
Orwell was an optimist.
Redneck pick-up lines
1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
This new format sucks
It's funny riding single track with my buddy that used to ride trials and bmx.
For example when approaching a log over 1ft in diameter across the trail...
Me = Slow down and attempt to ride/pedal over it
Him = Blast at it full speed and ollie over it with no trouble
For example when approaching a log over 1ft in diameter across the trail...
Me = Slow down and attempt to ride/pedal over it
Him = Blast at it full speed and ollie over it with no trouble
I was shown my special purpose today. I had no phugging idea. I am in shock.....
Did not need to see a naked 75 year old fat woman on the toilet this morning. Such are the joys of working EMS
Damn, Reese's peanut butter eggs are like crack. Except more so.
I ate an entire bag of mini cups yesterday
irony:
hipsters that brag about how the iphone has such an awesome camera, then use instagram to make the pictures look like sh*t
hipsters that brag about how the iphone has such an awesome camera, then use instagram to make the pictures look like sh*t
Proper bagel-to-cream cheese ratio is important.
I eat them til I feel sick, wait til I feel better, then repeat.
I eat them til I feel sick, wait til I feel better, then repeat.
careful your dietary habit is creeping into your posts
my car did 200k with no problems, get the hole front end replaced and a tie rod bolt comes un treaded and i get stuck in the middle of a road.......
I just can't believe anyone genuinely likes the following musical acts:
Prince
Bruce Spingsteen
Mastodon
This is not an all inclusive nor particularly related cluster. I have just had this recurring thought about each of these acts lately. I'm not saying they lack musical or performing abilities, but as a fan of many artists and genres, I can't see the support for the hype.
Of the three, I am currently warming to Mastodon, but still think the label as "hipster metal" nails it.
Prince
Bruce Spingsteen
Mastodon
This is not an all inclusive nor particularly related cluster. I have just had this recurring thought about each of these acts lately. I'm not saying they lack musical or performing abilities, but as a fan of many artists and genres, I can't see the support for the hype.
Of the three, I am currently warming to Mastodon, but still think the label as "hipster metal" nails it.
I saw a wild turkey on my ride today.
I just cannot believe with all the **** going down in my life right now....... That I cannot drink anymore, Damned I could use a case of beer right now
Shatner Rules!
Meebow bars make me want to rip the heads off of internet advertisers.
Isn't that how it's suppose to be done?
i'm inclined to agree.
who in the what now?
As long as someone rides behind you filming, it will be impressive no matter the outcome.
on a bike it's a bunny hop....ollies are for skateboards.
We don't usually have 85deg days in April.
Bunny hop just sounds like a tiny little hop though. What would you call jumping over a foot high from flat on a XC bike to clear a log?
Maybe where you shop...
Being lucky is a good thing.
Eating yogurt with a spork is dangerous. Trust me.
on teh internetz!
I rebuilt my fork and now the compression/rebound adjusters work. Go figure.