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sstalder5

Turbo Monkey
Aug 20, 2008
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Beech Mtn Definitely NOT Boulder
I took apart my phone. It had more parts then I guessed it would. Samsung is all about ribbon cables. I learned a lot.....
It makes me sad that I'll never see the inside of my phone while it's alive. How the fvck are iPhones held together anyways? glue?

Also, bad kisser girl has been texting me like 5 times a day all weekend. You would think she would get the hint..
 

ICEBALL585

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Sep 8, 2009
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The other day I heard someone say... "You can't fix stupid, not even with duct tape."

But I'm not sure I agree that. If you duct tape the stupid person's mouth, arms, and legs then you stopped a stupid person from saying/doing stupid things.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,062
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So today my friend Annette's Dad invited me to his gym. I hadn't been to a real gym in years. I thought we would hit the bags and maybe jump some rope. I didn't think we would step into the ring and start sparring. Well after hitting the bags for a while I warmed up by blocking for a 13 year old. The kid could hit hard so I started pushing back. Well I pissed of the old man and he brought me into the ring. I took a couple of good body shots before I woke up. The old man was hitting me hard and sneaking inside body shots and well they were starting to hurt. I guarded up and shut him down. Then he hit me in the throat. All bets were off then. I then came at him and he hit me in the nose. I gave him a kidney shot and it hurt him bad. I then gave him a combo that finished in the shoulder and knocked him down. We had to give up the ring after that. It was fun though....
 

local717

Monkey
Apr 11, 2010
260
27
Mt.Gretna/Lancaster
So today my friend Annette's Dad invited me to his gym. I hadn't been to a real gym in years. I thought we would hit the bags and maybe jump some rope. I didn't think we would step into the ring and start sparring. Well after hitting the bags for a while I warmed up by blocking for a 13 year old. The kid could hit hard so I started pushing back. Well I pissed of the old man and he brought me into the ring. I took a couple of good body shots before I woke up. The old man was hitting me hard and sneaking inside body shots and well they were starting to hurt. I guarded up and shut him down. Then he hit me in the throat. All bets were off then. I then came at him and he hit me in the nose. I gave him a kidney shot and it hurt him bad. I then gave him a combo that finished in the shoulder and knocked him down. We had to give up the ring after that. It was fun though....
That's pretty awesome. Haven't sparred in years, and have been wondering how sharp I currently am, cause my bike handling skills are still getting better.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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the 13yo?
Nope got lippy with the driver of a Acura SUV, before I got off the bike he slugged me 2 times. I saw stars instantly. He then kicked me twice while I was down and his girlfriend spit on me and threw her shoe at me and it hit me in the nose. A passerby broke it up by throwing him into the street. I am pretty sure he hurt his foot when he missed me and kicked my seat post instead. My nose is killing me... The 13 yo is 6' and 190lbs. I predict he will someday be a famous fighter. His name is Julius Rayshaun Baker. He routinely beats 16 yo. Good kid too....
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
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Nope got lippy with the driver of a Acura SUV, before I got off the bike he slugged me 2 times. I saw stars instantly. He then kicked me twice while I was down and his girlfriend spit on me and threw her shoe at me and it hit me in the nose. A passerby broke it up by throwing him into the street. I am pretty sure he hurt his foot when he missed me and kicked my seat post instead. My nose is killing me... The 13 yo is 6' and 190lbs. I predict he will someday be a famous fighter. His name is Julius Rayshaun Baker. He routinely beats 16 yo. Good kid too....
Say what?!? That happened in the ROC? Dude, another reason you always need to ride in packs. I'd love to see someone mess with our group of riders.
 

baca262

Monkey
Aug 16, 2011
392
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Nope got lippy with the driver of a Acura SUV, before I got off the bike he slugged me 2 times. I saw stars instantly. He then kicked me twice while I was down and his girlfriend spit on me and threw her shoe at me and it hit me in the nose. A passerby broke it up by throwing him into the street. I am pretty sure he hurt his foot when he missed me and kicked my seat post instead. My nose is killing me... The 13 yo is 6' and 190lbs. I predict he will someday be a famous fighter. His name is Julius Rayshaun Baker. He routinely beats 16 yo. Good kid too....
that ****ing sucks man... why did it even happen?
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
"Bottomless wonders spring from simple rules, which are repeated without end"- Benoit Mandelbrot

I assume he was referring to "ride, eat, sleep".
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
89,251
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Nope got lippy with the driver of a Acura SUV, before I got off the bike he slugged me 2 times. I saw stars instantly. He then kicked me twice while I was down and his girlfriend spit on me and threw her shoe at me and it hit me in the nose. A passerby broke it up by throwing him into the street. I am pretty sure he hurt his foot when he missed me and kicked my seat post instead. My nose is killing me... The 13 yo is 6' and 190lbs. I predict he will someday be a famous fighter. His name is Julius Rayshaun Baker. He routinely beats 16 yo. Good kid too....
dude, you need to start carrying a gun. or at least some bear mace.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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I dropped my drill off of a ladder. Its phugged. 120' of copper flashing installed, 60 x 80' sheet of membrane installed and flashed. Chimney repointed and capped. Mission complete $2800 chi ching!

Cold wet climate, plus masonary and sandstone = fail. JSYK
 
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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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please stop editing tracks with autotuned wiretaps from detention centers
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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some people ask "why bear mace?" what they should be asking is, "why NOT bear mace?" We're talking about a substance designed to send a clear message of "fvck off" to half ton murder machine that thinks you're on the menu.