[Spinning Lizard]

I hate steak. I don't get it. It is the worst tasting and textured food out there.

Must be me. My son always ask for it when we go out to eat. And it is how he asks, " I will have steak!"

He is 8 years old and I am always like WTF???

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

dayquil + nyquill = afternoonquill

 

[SkaredShtles]

I hate steak. I don't get it. It is the worst tasting and textured food out there.

Must be me.

Yes. It is.

 

[MMike]

I'm not sure how I feel about the no-mustache-beard.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I hate steak. I don't get it. It is the worst tasting and textured food out there.

Must be me. My son always ask for it when we go out to eat. And it is how he asks, " I will have steak!"

He is 8 years old and I am always like WTF???

Yes. It is.

Same here. The last time I ate beef was 1989.

 

[Ride Monzie]

The corner store closes at midnight during the week. I got home at 0:30. ****. ********. ************.

 

[marpilli]

If you're in the gym wearing a polo shirt with a popped-up collar, I'm going to instantly assume you're a d0uchbag.

 

[Ride Monzie]

if you're anywhere wearing a polo shirt with a popped-up collar, i'm going to instantly assume you're a d0uchbag.

fify.

 

[skibunny24]

dayquil + nyquill = afternoonquill

I could use some of that right now. I have -19 hours for sick days, but I am sick... I wanna go to bed!

 

[kazlx]

If you're anywhere wearing anything with a popped-up collar, I'm going to instantly assume you're a d0uchbag.

fify.

fify...

 

[marpilli]

fify...

Yes, but the level of d0uchbaggery goes up +1 for a polo shirt and +2 for wearing it in the gym.

 

[skibunny24]

You can't say breezy! That negates the breezy!!

 

[ICEBALL585]

I've had the Ghostbusters theme song stuck in my head all day for no reason.

 

[skibunny24]

I made it! Sick and I made it through the work day! Though now I'm achy and even my skin hurts. Maybe tomorrow I'll stay home.

 

[marpilli]

I've had the Ghostbusters theme song stuck in my head all day for no reason.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

 

[jdcamb]

I am not well equipped for my responsibilities.

 

[eric strt6]

The Monkey: if you are not farting and barfing you haven't consumed the proper amount of Burritos and alcohol yet

 

[jdcamb]

Wegmans. No you don't understand. Muther Phugging Wegmans...

 

[Nick]

Chair 8 opens tomorrow morning ....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

My beard now requires a second towel to dry off after a shower. Hmmm to trim or not to trim ?

 

[Da Peach]

I bet Italian dermatologists are really good at Whack-a-mole.

 

[StiHacka]

Black ice is black.

 

[Spinning Lizard]

Black ice is black.

Always one racist in the crowd.

 

[marpilli]

Black ice is black.

You icy spots are all the same...

 

[Ride Monzie]

My buddy just walked in and was all "I got a ride home from the corner store in pissing rain from a golf cart. I was thinking we get a cab and rub it in the gross kids faces but a golf cart is way more pimp." Driver of said golf cart is rad. We're drinking beers and smoking weed with him in my bedroom currently. Catharsis show starts soon. Tonight is about to get rad.

Edit: already rad. About to get way more rad. Plus, a hot redhead is hitting on me. Win.

 

[Spinning Lizard]

My buddy just walked in and was all "I got a ride home from the corner store in pissing rain from a golf cart. I was thinking we get a cab and rub it in the gross kids faces but a golf cart is way more pimp." Driver of said golf cart is rad. We're drinking beers and smoking weed with him in my bedroom currently. Catharsis show starts soon. Tonight is about to get rad.

Edit: already rad. About to get way more rad. Plus, a hot redhead is hitting on me. Win.

What?!? DId PSP take over your account?

 

[Flyin_W]

What?!? DId PSP take over your account?

No, too coherent.
Thinking more alcohol + hot redhead = no bloodflow above the belt.

 

[HardtailHack]

Riding in the bush today my frame got so hot I couldn't rest my leg against the frame, more a random fact but anyways.

I could really go for a Cabanossi works hotdog right now.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

I could go for some marijuana sure has been a long while since I used marijuana. I could go for that Jerry Garcia run. You see the appalacian train runs through where I live. One day the goat and I were out on a sports car (yes it is) drive though the forrest. We came across two hikers who ran out of water. They had a lot of pot and said we could smoke then get water. I left the goat we got water then we were smoking. The dude with the pot looked like jerry garica even the goat was confused. Later that summer while stoned I walked on stage with the grateful dead because security blows. Went further around stage and walked off.

 

[Ride Monzie]

I'm the older, more literate version of PSP. Not my proudest moment.

 

[ICEBALL585]

Do you ever look at some people and wonder... REALLY?!? That was the sperm that made it???

 

[Ride Monzie]

^^Everytime I look in a mirror. I don't look in them much.

 

[eric strt6]

I could go for some marijuana sure has been a long while since I used marijuana. I could go for that Jerry Garcia run. You see the appalacian train runs through where I live. One day the goat and I were out on a sports car (yes it is) drive though the forrest. We came across two hikers who ran out of water. They had a lot of pot and said we could smoke then get water. I left the goat we got water then we were smoking. The dude with the pot looked like jerry garica even the goat was confused. Later that summer while stoned I walked on stage with the grateful dead because security blows. Went further around stage and walked off.

^^ stream of unconsciousness writing

 

[Quo Fan]

I looked at one house, and the home owner kept saying "Don't touch anything." I think that is she could have figured out a way for me to not touch the floor, then she would have. She also had 11 (eleven) vacuum cleaners.

 

[skibunny24]

I could go for some marijuana sure has been a long while since I used marijuana. I could go for that Jerry Garcia run. You see the appalacian train runs through where I live. One day the goat and I were out on a sports car (yes it is) drive though the forrest. We came across two hikers who ran out of water. They had a lot of pot and said we could smoke then get water. I left the goat we got water then we were smoking. The dude with the pot looked like jerry garica even the goat was confused. Later that summer while stoned I walked on stage with the grateful dead because security blows. Went further around stage and walked off.

Holy shtie! This PSP post makes sense Batman!

 

[NicoleB]

I looked at one house, and the home owner kept saying "Don't touch anything." I think that is she could have figured out a way for me to not touch the floor, then she would have. She also had 11 (eleven) vacuum cleaners.

shoulda left her with an upper decker. (the poop kind, that is)
i consider myself a human vaccuum cleaner

 

[$tinkle]

I looked at one house, and the home owner kept saying "Don't touch anything." I think that is she could have figured out a way for me to not touch the floor, then she would have. She also had 11 (eleven) vacuum cleaners.

i'd drag my salty balls all over her kitchen

 

[sstalder5]

The level of humor around here has gone way downhill lately..

 

[Quo Fan]

i'd drag my salty balls all over her kitchen

shoulda left her with an upper decker. (the poop kind, that is)
i consider myself a human vaccuum cleaner

Biotch told me not to even turn off any lights as I was leaving a room. Inquiring about the use of the facilities was def out of the question.

 

[NicoleB]

i was once told a story of a man who was being shown a house, and he had to drop an emergency number 2, so he went upstairs to "check the other bathroom out". he then destroyed the sh!tter, but realized the water was turned off. DOH!

(maybe it was even one of the emptybeer newbs here, i forget)