the random thought thread
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There is so much random boobage in 80's movies.
I think I just pissed off my wife. I left the hallway and bathroom lights on.
In a very sarcastic voice she hollered up the hall "Think we can turn on any more lights back here?
I replied in a cheerful tenor, " sure! go ahead and pick one"
she slammed the bedroom door
In a very sarcastic voice she hollered up the hall "Think we can turn on any more lights back here?
I replied in a cheerful tenor, " sure! go ahead and pick one"
she slammed the bedroom door
The food I feed my dog is ridiculously expensive but it doesn't make her fart. I spend about $25 per month to unsubscribe from dog farts.
old age sucks every time I think I have a booger in my nose it is just another hair
really did not expect to see a video of a girl having sex with her dog..... on Facebook 
in case any one was wondering why i hate my high school so much this is what people do......
When I first sit down in my leather recliner in the mornings it might as well be made of ice.
two out of three of my guys called in sick today....... seeing I overheard them talking about snowboarding the other day..... they are both now required to see a doctor before returning to work
That's how we got rid of a slacker that claimed he hurt his knee and couldn't work and was going to see a doctor. A few weeks later he wanted to come back saying his knee felt better. We required a doctors note documenting the injury and clearing him to drive and lift heavy objects before he could return, never heard from him again.
He just called....... I left him a message that was simple, before you can work for me again you have to document your illness and prove you are cleared..... He just admitted to being on the slopes.... Told him again.... doctors release before you can work again...
****in idiots I swear
****in idiots I swear
a certain public agency has its head where the sun doesn't shine on this one. They have large herds of cattle roaming on the Resource Protection side of the fence
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Do not Phugg with things that are better off left alone. Fix what is broken and then move on. Never count on anyone to help fix what you have broken. If your backup plan involves me then you have failed.
I'm the only white person I know who likes dried squid.
My friend's ex GF chased me around my old apartment with some type of salty dried seafood in a bag that was straight from Russia. Only time I've actually contemplated punching a female.
(Sorry Sparky)
Nope, there are at least two of us.
Where can I find dry squid? Asian market? There might be three of us.
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OK Cupid Q&A comedy:
Q: Would you date someone just for sex?
A: Yes
Q: Would you sleep with someone on the first date?
A: Yes
Q: Do you enjoy meaningless sex?
A: No
Q: Would you date someone just for sex?
A: Yes
Q: Would you sleep with someone on the first date?
A: Yes
Q: Do you enjoy meaningless sex?
A: No
OK Cupid Q&A comedy:
Q: Would you date someone just for sex?
A: Yes
Q: Would you sleep with someone on the first date?
A: Yes
Q: Do you enjoy meaningless sex?
A: No
Yup, Asian market. They serve it with beer in Japan. This is my favorite way to eat it.
That's my favorite way to eat anything.
Where is everyone else today monz?
Falling asleep at my desk... help!
I think she gave me 4 stars...
Nothing like a crazy Redhead you took out two or three times showing up at your work wondering why you have not called her in six months.....
Goes right along with the overly attached girlfriend video...
Goes right along with the overly attached girlfriend video...
People that say literally when they should use figuratively really annoy me.
I'm not very smart but I still know not to say something like "I was so scared I literally **** myself." if you did you shouldn't tell people, however hearing someone say "this dude is literally right up my ass" whilst driving still makes me giggle.
I'm not very smart but I still know not to say something like "I was so scared I literally **** myself." if you did you shouldn't tell people, however hearing someone say "this dude is literally right up my ass" whilst driving still makes me giggle.
I think I ROFL'ed ounce in my life when I was a kid
I am starting to think the people who use face book might be epileptic
I am starting to think the people who use face book might be epileptic
Our engineering department consistently refuses to embrace the USB standard. We sell a $6000 piece of equipment, and then force the customer to buy a $30 USB to 9 pin adapter so they can connect the equipment to a computer.
A girl at work got walked out yesterday (not sure if quit or just finally got canned). She is definitely one of those types that you'd expect to make a huge scene and flip out. But she just calmly left with a smile on her face. Damn... such a let down.
You ROFL'ed out an ounce of pee? It happens.
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in her defense, you've had more than enough time to think of a good reason
How old is the worlds oldest emo?
I hate it when people drive exactly the speed limit. Damn law abiding citizens.
A guy just got fired today (long overdue). Our instructions are that if we see him, we are to call the police.
That's happened here. Always good for a laugh.
****.... Crazy redhead just showed up at the house????? I do not understand why people cannot understand, I took you out twice, there is no relationship...
Also... How the hell did she even find were I live??? Effin stalkers I swear, at least I did nto buy her a set of boobs or something.....
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