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the random thought thread
- Thread starter skinny mike
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** random drunken thoughts preserved on the internet **
I like helicopters.
and boobs
not necessarily in that order.
I like helicopters.
and boobs
not necessarily in that order.
he was in a movie about a dolphin with no tail
I hope to one day be in a movie about a narwhal...no...a GNARwhal with no tail.
I wonder if next February people will go in to McDonalds and ask for a Harlem Shake...
oh dear god, I just discovered that that eating as much ghost chili salsa as I did last night really burns
Where are Kanyes North, East and South?
I for one, just do not believe any of your thoughts are actually random. Keep trying though.....
you and your jamiroquai.........why don't you marry him?
Better yet, a GWARwhal!
the...these....are actually kids from your school?
exactly.Better yet, a GWARwhal!
Instead, you should have bought your first real 6 string. (oh) at the 5 and dime. You then should have played it 'til your fingers bled.
You and some guys from school, should have started a band, and tried real hard.
But mark my words, Jimmy and Jody would have let you down. You wouldn't have gotten far.
Looking back....that summer seemed to last forever.....
But mark my words, Jimmy and Jody would have let you down. You wouldn't have gotten far.
Looking back....that summer seemed to last forever.....
Dude you're whacked, and that's coming from me.....
Tell me my thoughts aren't random, will you? I'll random your thought!!
I have really missed this site...D
Woa, been awhile. Welcome back.
Bike parts coming in the mail today. Doing the happy dance 
My suspicions were confirmed last night. They should have renamed the "Baby Care Basics" class to "Trying to Teach Common Sense to Idiots" class.
Ah yeah, I remember those types of classes when my wife and I took them last Spring. Such a waste of money
You're going back to being Jim Banned until you're alot less Ghey. Starting now..... You have reached Ghey level 9 on a scale of 1-10. When you get down to level 5 I will un-ban you....
Some bitches be crazy.
When I went to wake up my son this morning, I leaned over and gave him a big smooch on the cheek. He started moving and I hovered, thinking, "How precious is this moment?" Then, he opened his mouth and released a death trap of vile morning breath right. into. my. nose. 
you can't spell analysis without anal
saw a guy on a bmx bike in San Francisco going down a steep hill with flat cross street transitions effortlessly hold a wheelie down three blocks at close to 30 mph today. All I could say was " effing A, serious Mad Skills"
We created "birth art" in the course we took...Ah yeah, I remember those types of classes when my wife and I took them last Spring. Such a waste of money
make it go away!!!!!! My wife was watching some movie that had Hair Bands in it. Now White Snakes "Here I go again" is stuck in my freaking head
We already suspected you were really David Coverdale... Do you still talk to Tawny?
Damn I love hearing gun shots right outside