Well I just got back from moxie's....hot wait staff.How are the titty bars?
Well I just got back from moxie's....hot wait staff.How are the titty bars?
Go with pink. It's becoming fashionable for males and it says I bought the Corvette because I like the car, not because Lil' Jimmy is inadequate.Is yellow more or less douchey than red for a Corvette?
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I told my lady friend after looking at a yellow C5 Z06:Go with pink. It's becoming fashionable for males and it says I bought the Corvette because I like the car, not because Lil' Jimmy is inadequate.
I'll believe that when a porcupine can lap Nurburgring in under 8 minutes.porcupines and corvettes.......the only difference is with the porcupine? the pricks are on the outside.
4 machine washes w laundry soap, two hand washes with dish soap and it's almost to a tolerable smell. back into the machine with soap and this time some Clorox bleach. If it still reeks its time to toss and by a new packI am about to find out how many wash cycles it takes to get the stank of Phil's Tenacious oil out of a camelback
is he an asshole for correcting your spelling? don't hate.My neighbor just said "thanks asshole" to me as I passed him in the hallway. I said your welcome.
I hope you used the correct reply "Your welcome cockface."My neighbor just said "thanks asshole" to me as I passed him in the hallway. I said your welcome.
Nah. But my Landlord said that since I pay my rent, I get to stay.I hope you used the correct reply "Your welcome cockface."
Spelling was fine. Grammar was deficient. To hate and get the asshole award all in one fell swoop....is he an asshole for correcting your spelling? don't hate.
Birds in general are messy eaters.blue jays are messy eaters
You should have started a pool on how much dirt a Camelback soaked in Phil oil could pick up. I would have gone in a 31lbs.Cool my Camelback no longer reeks of Phil's tenacious oil. The Clorox did the trick
"Throw your hands in the air, waive them as if you are hailing a taxi in New York..." I like it.One day I'm going to write a song that involves waving ones hands in the air. HOWEVER, the corresponding rhyme will NOT be regarding how little the aforementioned hand waver cares.
http://www.winereviewonline.com/wine_lore.cfm
...One legend goes that in the 1950s, Gallo salesmen discovered that liquor stores in Oakland, California were catering to certain customer demands by attaching envelopes of lemon Kool-Aid to bottles of white wine. Supposedly Gallo borrowed the idea and created the citrus-flavored Thunderbird. Then, in 1969, Gallo put some real pop into Pop Wines with the release of Boone's Farm Apple.
Another version, supposedly a few years later, had United Vintners searching for a new wine product that would attract a younger legal-age drinker away from soft drinks. UV sales people were beating the hot asphalt of Los Angeles when they saw a group of young men playing basketball. To slake their growing thirsts, the hoopsters concocted "Shake 'em Up," a chilled mixture of fruit juice fortified with a little grain alcohol. The idea clicked, spawning Bali Hai and Annie Green Springs.
It wasn't long before other Pop Wines joined the already crowded market with such high octane (18-21% alcohol) flavored fizzy drinks as Richards Wild Irish Rose, Gypsy Rose, Night Train, Silver Satin and Hombre...
i was thinking more along the lines of "...wave 'em like you're Kermit the Frog""Throw your hands in the air, waive them as if you are hailing a taxi in New York..." I like it.
Or this...i was thinking more along the lines of "...wave 'em like you're Kermit the Frog"
No, it looks to me as if he doesn't care, so that wouldn't be appropriate. But hilarious.Or this...