is pbr craft beer?
the random thought thread
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I am not a Scientist. I am just lucky enough to be really sure of some cool stuff sometimes.....
Kill me now, The pseudo wholesomeness is killing me. The mother in law is here and is watching the "Inspirational Network" with the volumne up, in the living room
Phugg you Boston. The new Bully....
Happy Birthday MMike?
Hope you got to ride your bike?
so, being someone who takes the bus into work, doesnt drive much (anymore atleast), and for some reason just absolutely hates stop lights (i try to drive on the freeway as much as possible).
ive thought a lot about it on the bus, and i think it would be bitchin if we had bridges instead of intersections with stop lights.
lotta work, but it would be some awesome.
that is all.
ive thought a lot about it on the bus, and i think it would be bitchin if we had bridges instead of intersections with stop lights.
lotta work, but it would be some awesome.
that is all.
I always thought enclosed wind tunnels for bike paths would be great for real "getting from point A to point B" commuting. Always having a 30 mph tailwind would be cool.....
that would be sweeeeeet.
also, love your sig!
also, love your sig!
what is food
We used to start crazy nights off with these back in high school...
Only they tasted so bad the only way to drink them was all at once.
Also, I think this semester is the first one ever that has kept me too busy for Ridemonkey... Weird.
I am so tired of women.
I make the best pizza you have ever had in your life. Any oven, any day, anywhere.
The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating and it takes any size piston. It changes it's own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental.
GF: "I'm sick of you constantly saying X and Y to me and treat me like I'm stupid"
Me: "Like all the times you said X and Y to me?"
GF: "Well if you want to take it there that's fine"
same conversation:
Me: "Every time you say something mean to/about me, I laugh, because I know you're kidding, correct?"
GF: "Yes"
Me: "Ever think I'm kidding when I say those types of things to you?"
GF: "That's completely different though"
In the moment stuff like that is happening, its beyond frustrating. However, typing it in a post on RM 3 days later, the true hilarity really shines through.
EDIT - note to self, make sure GF doesn't know about RM.
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just watched "movie 43" and laughed my friggin ass off
I resolve that the unfair amount I have paid for my shoes is equal to the joy and effect I gain in my joyous adornment.
Why the hell do baby clothes have pockets?!?
^^
So you can stash your blunts.
While it is well established that excessive chest hair provides an almost incalculable number of benefits, catching potato chip shrapnal has to be in the top 5.
So you can stash your blunts.
While it is well established that excessive chest hair provides an almost incalculable number of benefits, catching potato chip shrapnal has to be in the top 5.
i like bagels
GF = Presley
I don't get it.
I bought my Dad a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1, he hated it. I however love it.
You know how when kids are little and they Try to tickle you...but they can't really and you just humor them? Well my kids are now quite adept and are freaking relentless. It's not funny anymore.
What is the square root of the Gettysburg address?
^^ 42 ^^
Knew an old timer that when asked "how long have you been married" he would answer along the line of "33 years, if I had killed someone I would have been out by now"
My friends live in a Rent Controlled Apartment in NYC. For family reasons they are going back to Lebanon. 2br 8th floor overlooking Union Sq on lower Broadway. It's mine if I want it. Parking = $585/month
just realized that if you change the word 'wand' to 'wang' in the Harry Potter books... they suddenly become a lot more amusing.
My friend has just started his own business manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats. Apparently, prophets are going through the roof.
Why do random people want to talk to me everywhere I go? At first I thought I was just being my typical anti-social, introverted, engineer self and it was all just my perception, until my friends and girlfriend said people swarm to me like flies to poop. Leave me the fvck alone.
Never... The inane babble of my minion army will break you!
Muahahahahahahaha!
Muahahahahahahaha!
Inane babble... Yo man you better pay us....