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the random thought thread
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If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
How come there aren’t B batteries?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
How come there aren’t B batteries?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
it's a mass mowing epidemic.
for sale or trade: one girlfriend. good housekeeper, but not much for conversation unless you prefer loud and aggravating ones. walks around in her underwear
, but you will be blamed for her homework being of poor quality 
. will trade for ham sandwich, as i have no lunch made for tomorrow.
What was invented first? The flush toilet or the plunger? And what did they do to unplug the toilet prior to the invention of the plunger?
If a bum comes in the office and asks me to use the phone, and I tell him no, and he asks why, and I say "Because last time you cried like a baby into the receiver while we had customers in the office" and he leaves....am I bad person for chuckling?
This is what we teach kids
Who doesn't enjoy a rusty trombone?
i guess it depends if you're the pimento or the olive
Sometimes you are the player, sometimes you are the game.
Do Chinese kids hold their eyes wide open, and make funny American sounds??
If it were socially acceptable for people to walk around naked... would men be searching for photos of fully clothed women on the internet?
Fixed.
For some reason I still don't actually know which foot i put forward first when riding :~
Has anyone else noticed how a rabies infection is like being a zombie? You get bitten and infected (although you are not dead, you are as good as dead after a few days.) Then you go bonkers and bite others and infect them. Late stage rabies even has that slow, shambling movement of zombies.
It's good thing your head is not shaped like a tuba because finding a hat to fit would be difficult.
A sphincter says what?
why wont my dog go poop damnt!
i poop all the time, how hard is it??
i poop all the time, how hard is it??
I awoke this morning to hear my kids fighting over a rock.
Here's my thoughts:
F**k work, f**k not being able to ride with a bad hand, f**k me for crashing my moto and DH bike in the same day.
Oh, and I'm out of beer.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F**k work, f**k not being able to ride with a bad hand, f**k me for crashing my moto and DH bike in the same day.
Oh, and I'm out of beer.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when riding a bike naked, not crashing should be your biggest priority. i didn't have my priorities straight tonight.
In the song Norwegian Wood, it ends with John not gettin' any.
"So I lit a fire. Isn't it good. Norwegian Wood".
Does that mean he lit a fire in the fireplace, or did he burn the bitch's house down?
"So I lit a fire. Isn't it good. Norwegian Wood".
Does that mean he lit a fire in the fireplace, or did he burn the bitch's house down?
I saw a VW bug (new style) yesterday on my way into work that had a lift kit installed. Oh and a car bra.
Nobody in the world has ever paid more money to go do something than go to college, and it isn't even fun.
They could charge way more if they put in a petting zoo...
They could charge way more if they put in a petting zoo...
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? According to Vegata it's... OVER 9000!!!
for sale: one kidney, quite well used, but pretty young. 40,000 obo for rent and beer money.
I do kinda want an answer to this. It wasn't a rhetorical question.
If MM* asks a question in the woods do all the trees die?
fvck finals.
finishing a paper on how aspect and elevation affect the distribution of snow across a watershed, going to class to present the findings, nap for no more than 3 hours, and then starting and (hopefully) finishing a 10 page paper on how the physical landscape of india has influenced the culture and politics of the region. need to also fit in some time to study for a poli sci exam and write two short history papers that are also due tomorrow. fml.
finishing a paper on how aspect and elevation affect the distribution of snow across a watershed, going to class to present the findings, nap for no more than 3 hours, and then starting and (hopefully) finishing a 10 page paper on how the physical landscape of india has influenced the culture and politics of the region. need to also fit in some time to study for a poli sci exam and write two short history papers that are also due tomorrow. fml.