Shoot for the stars pal.....their sandwiches and girls are delish
HOw else am I supposed to find my next wife??Dude quit hanging out in the subway.
Buy some coke and head to the bars in Griffintown. You'll find something.....HOw else am I supposed to find my next wife??
Am I this bad?ordered a squirrel pajama set for christmas and it winds up in a lawyers office in Iowa. The size is out of stock. Come on really horrible karma I have with those shipping companies treated me right. I should never have shipped things with insurance on it when those carriers can't handle it good enough. I was that once and throwing boxes with increased gravity was not something I did. I claimed that though.
Cool. My Editor has been saying that she has been having difficulty deciphering my tangents, and that I have been rather mean spirited in my dealings with her lately. I feel fine however....Not even close Sparkle Pants.
Your editor = Obama's sign translator?Cool. My Editor has been saying that she has been having difficulty deciphering my tangents, and that I have been rather mean spirited in my dealings with her lately. I feel fine however....
Nope, isn't it obvious ?Your editor = Obama's sign translator?
I have rewrote three plays for Sir Denver Tuttle. I may even Direct one if they let me.... Seriously I am very good at this stuff.....Your editor = Obama's sign translator?
Wil Shipley said:Because the smartest people in the world arent protective of their creations. They know they can always make more, and they know that life isnt a zero-sum game.
Here's the ad for Apple's newest product, the iPad Air, showing off its one selling point:
Yep, it's thinner than the old iPad -- thin enough to hide behind a pencil, in fact! And thank God for that, because the sheer thickness of the previous iPad models made me want to **** myself with rage.
I've always said, any jackass can go fast in a straight line.Colin McRae said:"Straights are for fast cars. Turns are for fast drivers."
Except Ryan Dunn.I've always said, any jackass can go fast in a straight line.
I think had he gone straight he "might" have been ok.Except Ryan Dunn.
some yahoo yelled at me in a parking lot the other day (after he followed me because my driving apparently upset him? can't remember why). he was angry and rambling some garbage then yelled "i drive a bmw!!" i looked him dead in the eye and said "no, you own a bmw. you couldn't drive that car the way it was designed for if your life depended on it" his face went blank, he rolled up his window and drove awayI've always said, any jackass can go fast in a straight line.
That was quickhey here is a novel way to show your stupidity and get yourself fired before xmas
major face palm
http://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/IAC-Has-Responded-To-Its-PR-Director-s-5083120.php
fify.Well shes a unemployed white ex south african, that tweet sounds about par for the course judging by every post apartheid white flighter I've met.
Never make a offer, and then give up on that offer for less.For $4700 I can buy a 1977 Airstream camper and a 2005 Toyota Tacoma 2wd pickup to pull it around with. To me the pick up is worth it as it only has 6600 miles on it, same as the camper. I just have to get to Flint MI to pick it up....