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site moron
Jul 5, 2006
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"Actually, when I have more than one participating member telling me they'd rather withdraw than have you possess their contact information, I generally view that as being a problem... and then when you top that off with not shipping until after the arrival deadline...

Add to that some issues where I had to deal with an angry mountain director who you wouldn't stop instigating, and, well, maybe you can see why I might think a flawless execution was unlikely.

I don't think it's all that mean, it's not like you've presented a history of model responsibility. "

RM Secret Santa emails me this. I don't deserve this thought.
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
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DRinking warm beer on a Sunday night for no real reason other than I ran out of cold beer, I may have a problem as drinking warm beer seems perfectly ok to me.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,360
15,113
directly above the center of the earth
why do women want to know your thought process for putting something on a counter when you are in the middle of cleaning up the entire mess you made of the kitchen while putting together a meal and it was just something you needed to temporarily get out of the way. Then they proceed to stick it back where they want it and you just have to move the damn thing out of the way again to finish what you were doing
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
why do women want to know your thought process for putting something on a counter when you are in the middle of cleaning up the entire mess you made of the kitchen while putting together a meal and it was just something you needed to temporarily get out of the way. Then they proceed to stick it back where they want it and you just have to move the damn thing out of the way again to finish what you were doing
Because you are wrong and you should feel bad for being wrong
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
....and that right there is why I am doubtful that I will ever remarry. Because even in the unlikely event another woman can tolerate my presence, the way things stand, I will have zero tolerance for that kind of nonsense

Not to mention, I just bought new bed sheets. I thought they were nice. But then I realized that they are striped. And stripes are "slimming". I've done myself NO favours at all putting those on my bed. Dammit.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,046
8,767
Nowhere Man!
I saw the cops arrest the prostitute that has been operating out of the McDonalds parking lot the other night. She was nasty. So tonight I walked by and a new chick was hanging out. Way to pretty for here. I knew she was a cop. I hate that less then 2 blocks from my house Prostitutes hang out. I can't walk 2 blocks without 10 people asking me for change or cigarettes. It wears on you after while. I am not poor. I don't need this crap....
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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why do women want to know your thought process for putting something on a counter when you are in the middle of cleaning up the entire mess you made of the kitchen while putting together a meal and it was just something you needed to temporarily get out of the way. Then they proceed to stick it back where they want it and you just have to move the damn thing out of the way again to finish what you were doing
This is why I'm in charge of the kitchen
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
i don't know who this "big sean" is, but pandora is single-handedly responsible for me wanting to wear his skin
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
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Mentioned that I needed some trail building tools a few weeks ago and got given some for my burfday, they are only good enough for odd jobs around the house but I'm still pretty impressed. I will use the hoe for trail building but only after welding some additional plate to it.

Anyone used hand tools from these guys? http://www.wwmfg.com/default.asp?contentID=1148
Finding nice long handled spades is quite difficult in Oz.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,046
8,767
Nowhere Man!
Mentioned that I needed some trail building tools a few weeks ago and got given some for my burfday, they are only good enough for odd jobs around the house but I'm still pretty impressed. I will use the hoe for trail building but only after welding some additional plate to it.

Anyone used hand tools from these guys? http://www.wwmfg.com/default.asp?contentID=1148
Finding nice long handled spades is quite difficult in Oz.
Get one of these. Rogue Tools. I bought mine for $40 at Central Tractor with my Imba membership I got $30 back on a gift card.

 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,059
15,147
Portland, OR
Ridemonkey members take jokes much better than Corvette Forum members. I was agreeing with someone using the :stupid: smilie and all sorts of butthurt ensued. You were offended by a smilie? :rofl:
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
After like....three years, I FINALLY got all the blood tests done today that my doctor wanted me to have. When I told him I got divorced, he threw in a bunch of STD tests that (sadly) I have no chance of actually having.

His reasoning being that should hell freeze over, I can show the results and say, "see? I'm all good!"
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,059
15,147
Portland, OR
When I told him I got divorced, he threw in a bunch of STD tests that (sadly) I have no chance of actually having.

His reasoning being that should hell freeze over, I can show the results and say, "see? I'm all good!"
I would look at that as a personal challenge.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,046
8,767
Nowhere Man!
I would look at that as a personal challenge.
The thing that confuses me is he can't seem to find a lady in Montreal? Montreal is the North American Capital of Slutty. I have zero game and I am positive I could get a STD in about a day. If you can't get laid in Montreal, then well you may just not be able to get laid.....
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,046
8,767
Nowhere Man!
My neighbors car wouldn't start. Kia Sorrento. It seems her engine is frozen. I took her radiator cap off and her coolant is frozen solid. I checked mine for good measure and it was liquid. Her dipstick had frost on the cap. No oil seems present? I couldn't get the tranny dipstick out either. My thought is that it needs to get above freezing before it will run? The battery said 12.2volts with a meter. I am assuming the battery is fine.

Still frozen.
 
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stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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found foam roller.....can finally walk right for the first time since saturday.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
co-worker just used the phrase " beard the lion in his den "

turns out, it's a real idiom. i expect no one but JBP knows this.