250 hours @ $75/hr plus fuel costs. What have I done? I'm Stupid....
the random thought thread
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You have done what I have always wanted to do. Enjoy it.
If you are dumb enough to leave your shampoo and soap in a (relatively) public shower, you open yourself to all kinds of shenanigans.
When a chapter in the emergency operations book expands by almost half, can't help but wonder, "what prompted that?".
Ask mister 1-limb
I believe I am a better Bike Mechanic then a person. I'm a pretty good mechanic so I suppose that leaves me room on the person thing....
If that had happened in flight, he might be the go to person.
Please only cycle 28 racks to Twist 13 of the 54402 – 8 cut until we start packing them all. Looks like the buckets are still out a few weeks.
Measure like 20 times, Identify the wrong measurement, hastily make the cut. All the while annoying us with conversations concerning things you know nothing about. Like Lincoln was born in Philadelphia, The Model A Ford was invented by Lincoln and the Lincoln Motor Car Company not Henry Ford and Ford.... Staten Island is in New Jersey and Yonkers is a boro of NYC. Brooklyn is not on Long Island, it connected to Manhattan via tunnels so it can't be on a Island?? East Avenue goes North.... Trains don't kill you, the pressure of the approaching train kills you, just like when you jump off a bridge, the pressure of the water kills you at 60lbs a sq inch.
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I would happily fvck her until my dick exploded.
If I had access to the courtesy phone I would have called you on it to let you know Mmike has hacked your RM account.
I'm not that clever
My mouth tastes like a berry flavoured, used, band-aid.
Rochester to Lake Placid or Saranac or both. Cessna 140 baby...
I suspect that clever is all you have....
For lent I am giving up sexual innuendos, but its hard..........so hard
life hack - flip your breaker switch at 11:00 Saturday night and everything with a display clock will be set to 12:00 (microwave, alarm clock, vcr, whatever).
problem solved.
problem solved.
i wonder how many people will be dumb enough to do this, like it's a fcking light switch
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I understand what you're saying, but unless you're pulling something close to capacity, honey breaker does not care.
I got invited to a wedding today..... one of the guys that works for me. Why is that interesting? His first marriage fell apart around the same time as mine. His wife was also cheating on him. But it was with one of his friends. Anyway, the short version of the story is that he is now marrying the (now ex)wife of the guy that HIS (now ex) wife was sleeping with.
the four of them (not sure how to refer to them as "couples"), have young kids. What could go wrong??
I don't think I'll be going to the wedding.
the four of them (not sure how to refer to them as "couples"), have young kids. What could go wrong??
I don't think I'll be going to the wedding.
As opposed to men nattering on in gibberish?
That sounds like the perfect place to peel the bridesmaid's dress off your next ex-wife.
I wouldn't miss that wedding for the world. Nothing entertains like a good sh*tstorm.
People from Ontario are really annoying. They are always sorry for crap nobody ever cares anything abow.
So I could simply choose not to return to work in July...
I do not regret retiring.
Divorce certificates are disappointingly plain. I was hoping for heavy parchment, with calligraphy signed by the queen with a golden seal. I figure I've earned as much.....
I would hope to remember.Kurt Vonnegut said:
Ice cream is like revenge...it is best served cold.
Did you get it for your birthday?
Happy birthday, MMike!
The container I use as a recycling bin in my kitchen was actually purchased by my roommate in seattle when she moved in, May 1998.
Please try to keep up! I caught her cheating with some guy she used to work with. She hadn't talked to him in years. (Thanks Facebook!). He ended up as a colonel in the army, stationed in DC. He's in his 50's and has a wife. (two grown kids). (isn't adultery some sort of punishable offense in the US army?). His wife was undergoing treatment for breast cancer. They would have dirty conversations over email and skype. I had noticed some "odd behaviour". So one day I looked at her (suddenly passcode protected) iPad, where I found the conversations.
I confronted her about it. She denied that they had ever ACTUALLY...uh...consummated...their relationship.
I knew it was crap....but I have two kids with her right? I agreed to counseling. She swore she'd break off all contact. Long story short, unbeknownst to her I mapped her email to my phone....she hadn't broken off contact. She would complain about me to him. He'd ask how the marriage counseling was going. He'd be emailing her from his wife's bedside while she was getting her cancer treatment. I'd get all of it. Super classy stuff!!