Ah yeah... the famous Lorax selfie from FBtoo late
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best quote change ever.
who stole jbp's moustache?too late
JBP stole JBP's mustache
Awesome friends are awesome, cost -15% on shiny bike bits, love it.
I wonder just how many of the anti cell phone tower Luddites have cordless home phones?
I have had the same framing hammer for like 25 years. It came up missing. I found it.
replace your oil spark plugs and your car runs like the champion
Do you have a landscaping job lined up for the summer?
When that doctor asked me, son how'd ya get in this position?,
I said a hey sawbones I'm just a carrying on an ol' family tradition
I said a hey sawbones I'm just a carrying on an ol' family tradition
f**k you Netflix
Nature on PBS can't be beat.
post-concussive syndrome sucks
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That doesn't count as random. Try again.....
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
I have 100 problems.
I have 100 problems.
Yeah, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead was a cool film.
Postage companies suck, I want to be able to metal print my parts but I guess Australian internet is so slow that they'd both be ready to go on a bike at about the same time.
Postage companies suck, I want to be able to metal print my parts but I guess Australian internet is so slow that they'd both be ready to go on a bike at about the same time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalissimo_Francisco_Franco_is_still_dead
[sure, it's no #KITH, but any port in a storm]
Coconut water is gross.
A recent poll of three coworkers finds that their significant others all pile stuff to be donated in their cars because the chore will actually get done. If it was in their car (like the fourth coworker), it would sit in there for years.
Speaking of stuff sitting in cars...last summer I cleaned Laura's car for what was likely the first time since she owned it. Complete detail job took about 4hrs to complete, and by the time I was done it could have passed for new (something I do about once a month with my car). Less than 2 months later and it looked like a bomb of clothes, shoes, used tissues, receipts, elastics, lip gloss and coffee mugs went off. She said "I think my car needs to be cleaned again", to which I replied "vacuum is on the shelf, cleaning chemicals and towels are in the corner".
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my wife is the same way. trash everywhere. i yell at her when she's in my car and squirrels trash everywhere.
one time i actually took all the garbage she left in my car and put it into her car. she didn't notice.
That is awesome.... must spread.The worst is the small trash barrel in the bathroom. The amount of tissues/Q-Tips in the immediate vicinity AROUND the barrel vs. what actually makes it into it defies everything I ever learned in statistics and probability.
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You could not be more spot on, on all counts. Ashley makes Shaquille O'Neill look like a free throw prodigy.
Bitchez be trippin' all up in this shiz.
more of this.
'trash can' has no place in today's polite society
#TOH
#ATOH
@RogerCookTOH
Usually when I get in her car I sing the Batmobile song as, "Da na na na na na na na Trashmobile!" and throw trash all over. She HATES it. It gets me every time.
I cleaned out the racing Honda and found $70 in a Bank of Canton envelope. I have no idea how it got in my car...
My Dad made the same joke. You're both weirdos....
Pawn shops sure are depressing places.
Belly Flops (irregular jelly beans) are awesome.