You had to fix one for your brother?
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if you go outside it can.
nope, he's the mechanically inclined one...
Is that as hard to say as it is to hear?
Yesterday I stabbed myself in the thumb with a pen. And I drew blood.
Ha! ....not really. It was on Monday.
The ground was frozen when I rode today. No snow. Frozen ground with temps in the high 20's. Fun and fast with awesome traction. I am extremely out of shape. Roadie miles to follow. Want to lose weight.... Roadie Miles....
fatty
i can so see you workin that pole to the soft tunes of 'kick start my heart'
If a 7-11 is open 24/7, 365, why do they put locks on the doors?
So the guy working graveyard can shoot smack in the bathroom. Ask me how I know.
This will come as a surprise, but in fact, I am not straight outta Compton.
I just assumed you are associated with a Motorcycle Gang. You have that edginess to your personality that is only acquired in Jail. So what did you get sent up for? I hear Bordeaux is a pretty rough place....
Probably littering, and creating a public nuisance....
Speaking English in a pubic place?
Remember that if you ever have to take public transit in Montreal Anglos are not allowed to know where they are going. So pay attention for your stop.
Nah... Those seem to be acceptable in most of Canada.
The depth of the bow reflects the amount of respect you have for the other person.
Last nights beer consumption was possibly excessive. 
Why are almost all new running shoes so damn bright colored?
The 80's were not that great, stupid neon colors!
The 80's were not that great, stupid neon colors!
Ftfy...
I dont know what is worse, using the latrine at work after one of the old crusty retired guys drops a bomb and walks out, leaving it hanging in the air, or when one of them uses the "air freshener" spray and leaves chemical contrails as he leaves the damn place.
Better to inhale man generated toxic fumes, or man made toxic fumes?
Better to inhale man generated toxic fumes, or man made toxic fumes?
Dude...he said grocery...I said 7-11. Big difference. Come on, keep up willya?
New Apartment is so nice. No Students and very private. I am very happy to not have to climb 6 sets of stairs to get into it.....
I have heard it said, that The Bird, is in fact, The Word.
Everybody knows it...
I got carded buying a tube of silicone sealant yesterday. What are people doing with silicone sealant that requires it to be a controlled substance?
I should have never bought a dual suspension bike, tried three and never really enjoyed riding any of them.
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New apartment is very conducive to sleeping. Only cooking odors are generated by me. Bacony. Nobody smoking pot or coming home at 3:30am and having fat ghetto whore monkey sex for 3 hours. On top of that the cops haven't knocked on my door yet. No kids playing in the hallway. People around here seem to understand why they painted lines in the parking lot. Just stress free life...
It's always the little things.
right on cue: you haven't lived until you've dabbed your hoop w/ a small handful of crocuses; it's exactly like wiping w/ a baby bunny whose eyes are only a day from opening
You're more effed up then me.....
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Cue Unchained Melody
The Elvis version or the Righteous Brothers version?
I have no idea... Just none....