don't worry about the rep, just take good care of the old man. It takes balls to do what is right instead of whats easy. You just stepped up a few notches...
the random thought thread
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Respect to you both, from the other side of the planet.
I have contacted Stan's Daughter and let her know what's going on. If I don't see a improvement in his situation by Thursday I will contact the Elder Council. She seemed nice over the phone.
I know... Just frustrated at having to buy one...
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Most awesome news, due to some back and forth here on da monkey and one phone call Stans life has been dramatically improved
Props to JD for stepping up to the plate and hitting a home run
Props to JD for stepping up to the plate and hitting a home run
I have no plans to let him win. If he steps to the table I will win. I hold no quarter at Chess or Euchre...
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my lumber so haul me maybe?" - Mexicans outside Home Depot
I met a cute girl in the tampon section, so I asked her if I could take her out in 5 to 7 days.
Walmart is opening a dental office in select stores. I wonder if they will have an express lane for people with 10 teeth or less
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
"Hey, can you spot me, bro?" - Waldo.......at the gym.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
The "McDutch Oven" - When the fat kid farts in a McDonald's Playland tube and blocks the exit so no kid can escape.
Ever notice how men insult each other and don't really mean it and women compliment each other and don't really mean it?
My only argument with using my bike on a trainer,, is that I can't ride away from my farts.
Apparently alcohol contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can't neither drive nor shut the hell up
This morning I thought I heard a neighbour blasting that new Skrillex song, but then I realized it was just the garbage truck
To all the fat chicks that only take pics from the neck up .... good try ... Very good try
I met a cute girl in the tampon section, so I asked her if I could take her out in 5 to 7 days.
Walmart is opening a dental office in select stores. I wonder if they will have an express lane for people with 10 teeth or less
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
"Hey, can you spot me, bro?" - Waldo.......at the gym.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
The "McDutch Oven" - When the fat kid farts in a McDonald's Playland tube and blocks the exit so no kid can escape.
Ever notice how men insult each other and don't really mean it and women compliment each other and don't really mean it?
My only argument with using my bike on a trainer,, is that I can't ride away from my farts.
Apparently alcohol contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can't neither drive nor shut the hell up
This morning I thought I heard a neighbour blasting that new Skrillex song, but then I realized it was just the garbage truck
To all the fat chicks that only take pics from the neck up .... good try ... Very good try
In 2001 I paid for $475 for a pair of Chris King Hubs. I just found the reciept....
It's amazing how a 2 year old can brighten your day. 
I really effin hate my allergies to pollen!!!!!
Fuzzy cottonwood floaters and deer flies are bad this year too...
Been studying for two days for work for a spiff program which will give me more money as I sell product....... So far in two days I have passed up salesmen we have had for five years. Its nice being able to show the company owner he made the right choice for his assistant manager.
I hear ya!It's amazing how a 2 year old can brighten your day.
My friends bought a camp in the Adirondacks. 266acres of forest, a river, a pond and a primitive Log House. In the northeast corner of the property is a abandoned Norad Missle Silo. it goes like 50m underground and has tunnels and stuff in it. The control room is connected to his neighbors house via a 1000m tunnel that is connected to his driveway somehow. How cool is that....
The guest room porch has a railing made of Elk antlers and has its own dock....
That only sounds like the coolest thing EVER!!!!!
Would the word "rehearsal" be the act of moving a coffin from one car to another?
He is either Batman or a mexican drug smuggler
Does anyone know where I can get 2 cats, 18'2" of string, a bottle of helium and some duct tape? I've got a theory that needs to be tested..
African or European cats?
Damn, I just thought about domestic cats, but there are giant ones as well!
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!
I don't know. I haven't been there yet...
Can we come over?
Can you sort rocks?Can we come over?
This reminds me. You guys will need me for that zombie apocolype. You need a woman in your group. Screw re-populating the world, you're going to need SOMEONE in the kitchen!Can you sort rocks?Got 11 tons for you to play with? Make sammichs?
I can vouch for her sammich making skills! They are delicous!
Get to Redford NY in 2 weeks.
Good chance of rain all week long in western NY... dammit 
Typical week here in Stumptown.Good chance of rain all week long in western NY... dammit
You know what they call 2 consecutive days of rain in Portland? A weekend.
Holy crap, I actually saw that listing a few months ago. Is has a runway too, doesn't it?
I messed up my left hand digging a hole. Maybe I should file for workman's comp.
America!
No it doesn't.