[Toshi]

"Keeping it contained" will lead to blue balls. Just sayin'

 

[Westy]

Shes my sister from another Mister....

I am going to have to be a little more careful now that I know the Canadian Mafia has peoples in my back yard.

 

[Westy]

"Keeping it contained" will lead to blue balls. Just sayin'

In the name of decency I redacted my original reply.

 

[jdcamb]

I am going to have to be a little more careful now that I know the Canadian Mafia has peoples in my back yard.

My Cousin Ross (Smokey) is in Vancouver. You should worry more about him.

 

[skibunny24]

"Keeping it contained" will lead to blue balls. Just sayin'

Not it if is an explosion contained in your mouth... silly. I just don't want the drool.

 

[Toshi]

Not it if is an explosion contained in your mouth... silly. I just don't want the drool.

I suspect your inability to lose weight recently may be due to too high protein ingestion

 

[rockofullr]

still farting, still farting

 

[rockofullr]

No farting on the bike while riding

 

[Pesqueeb]

Nasssty hobbitsiss

 

[StiHacka]

As I was puling away from the rump

NTTAWWT unless it was a zebra.

 

[slyfink]

I got wet. It was a warm wet, so I really didn't mind.

 

[mandown]

Even if they're hard?

 

[DaveW]

reading the posts by the exquisite soft light of a human skin lampshade.

 

[skibunny24]

Wife and I mounted.....

 

[StiHacka]

taint with authority

 

[Westy]

my squishy bits need some fixin

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Thought that was the gas tank for your love machine.

 

[Nick]

I wonder what kind of gforces were experienced rounding the balls?

 

[jdcamb]

I like the sound Gold coins you own make when you clang them together. It is one of my favorite things actually. It is more favorable then Columbus Tubing which I am also fond of....

 

[Westy]

trying to grab onto the slick grease covered shaft and pulling it out of the tube was a righteous pain the ass

Would have been a lot more ass-pain without the grease.

 

[Pesqueeb]

alienating pesqueeb from "at work dick waving club"

 

[jstuhlman]

Does it stay dry? Does it get moist again?

 

[canadmos]

I had to work on my nipples tonight

 

[jackalope]

Moar Travel = Moar Butt

 

[StiHacka]

it feels like there’s a lot of tail

 

[6thElement]

I had a deep love for the g spot in the early '00s.

 

[rockofullr]

He had to shout so his wife would come to the bathroom and pour milk on his dick.

 

[Wingnut]

Plug it.

 

[Pesqueeb]

dont know how the d got there

 

[johnbryanpeters]

12 inches is pretty big.

 

[jackalope]

If you stare at it long enough, you can see the trickle.

 

[Westy]

After you put your dick into it. What exactly is supposed to happen?

 

[Pesqueeb]

ass dreams

 

[canadmos]

have a few buddies that pull it out at special events and gatherings. Looks like fun.

 

[Westy]

Holy hell was it hard to wake up and get sucked

 

[johnbryanpeters]

forced me to learn the "pull up with clinched ass cheeks" maneuver

 

[Westy]

I think I just ate too much sausage at the hotel

 

[StiHacka]

I think I just ate too much sausage at the hotel

 

[jonKranked]

I am still unable to lick my own butthole, though I will keep trying.

 

[jonKranked]

I don't care how much of that was urine.

IAB is on a roll.