[rideit]

That's the one!

 

[SkaredShtles]

I found my dipstick wasn't in all the way.

 

[jackalope]

not realizing that it was Grip fluid and not Float fluid. Major derp.

 

[Pesqueeb]

sex with a turkey

 

[DaveW]

Oh Westy, Westy, Westy.
You really need to rethink your lifestyle options....

crotch which currently is a giant mass of scar tissue and rather painful.

 

[Westy]

Oh Westy, Westy, Westy.
You really need to rethink your lifestyle options....

You've got to pay to play.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

We can go deeper.

 

[canadmos]

Got to fondle the ass guy

 

[Westy]

I really like contrast when looking at assholes.

 

[StiHacka]

crushed my bananas

 

[Pesqueeb]

the time it takes to unpack and repack the dildos

 

[Pesqueeb]

I don't expect to hear from her again. I finished the job and woke up in the Hospital.

 

[canadmos]

I'll see what kind of box I can find to fit it into.

 

[StiHacka]

see if I still have a leak

use fairly small balls

 

[canadmos]

wake me up by standing on my balls

 

[slyfink]

I rode a Joker and thoroughly enjoyed it.

 

[Toshi]

At least it wasn't @The Joker...

 

[slyfink]

taking my girl up her first, figure we may as well bag 4.

 

[Nick]

really tempted to pull a dick

 

[jonKranked]

asdfasdf

kill list.

 

[Toshi]

Lube? Or just force it in.

spit or crisco?

 

[Pesqueeb]

a great inaugural ride for the updated tranny

 

[Atomic Dog]

don't want to start pouring snake-oil into various orifices

 

[slyfink]

yes to the hose gig and maybe a new bike

 

[StiHacka]

was hard to put it where you wanted it

 

[jimmydean]

.I expect a pretty high effort for $30 for a 5 minutejob.

 

[Toshi]

dual row funkiness or inferior sized balls

 

[Pesqueeb]

You know that you are with the right woman when she is stoked that you got her a new paddle leash

 

[Nick]

ROLF

 

[canadmos]

A young female engineer asked me If I would insert my meat into her

 

[StiHacka]

I would suggest that you massage your pistons

 

[Toshi]

Better the back door than the front.

 

[StiHacka]

I need to add a couple mm to my pole

 

[rideit]

Sniped...

 

[rockofullr]

defective barrel nuts

 

[Pesqueeb]

Groin hole will heal.

 

[SkaredShtles]

works nice in the rear.

 

[jstuhlman]

wasn't laid right, and wouldn't go into some positions?

 

[Sandro]

I am quite sore from all the kneeling bending twisting that comes with stripping

 

[johnbryanpeters]

there's times when all I hear is the sound on my knobs