[johnbryanpeters]

Sarah Anna Emery:

...”Praise Him with Organs.” This remarkable innovation greatly shocked the more rigid, and the new instrument became the chief topic of conversation in town and country, in the commercial mart, and by the domestic hearth. It was denominated a "papistical device a popish fiddle...”

 

[Jozz]

spinning suck ass

 

[Jozz]

it is thickly veined and satisfying sliding down the ol’ gullet

 

[Pesqueeb]

I have it in the rear.

 

[StiHacka]

That's right, I do!

 

[eric strt6]

"You're going to feel a little prick".

 

[Westy]

Be like Westy.

 

[Randomshot]

Filling holes today

 

[Randomshot]

I for one can always use more Social D.

 

[dan-o]

My arm would fall off even if I tried the granny variety.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You can't stick her?

 

[scrublover]

Gotta work on the ass-steering too.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I have never used a block of wood.

 

[StiHacka]

you can't just block that hole on the shaft and expect everything to work right

 

[canadmos]

It's a good slip fit on the shaft

 

[Sandro]

I was ready to drill and tap a couple holes in the bottom of the gland

 

[Randomshot]

I have a small one.
pull it out.

If it fits, it's all goin'

I have wanted to bury my meat into something a few times a day since I was 13 or so.

 

[rideit]

Throat is still ravaged though.

 

[Toshi]

Now I'm imagining a mechanical arm that goes up your ass and removes everything with no effort on your part.

 

[rideit]

My wife says she's done it twice.

 

[Full Trucker]

On the Black Bush.

 

[mandown]

Will mostly likely have an extra digit tomorrow,

 

[jackalope]

It’s now illegal to buy pants in my city no matter how far apart you stand

 

[Atomic Dog]

minimize contact on the dirt road.

 

[jackalope]

Just send them shirtless and covered in crisco so they're hard to pin down.

 

[Jozz]

short version

shirtless and covered in crisco so they're hard

 

[jstuhlman]

I might get to lay some pipe this weekend.

 

[Jozz]

hard in the evening

 

[rideit]

It’s a large Unit and a small space.

thats what they all say.

 

[Toshi]

Wear a wet cotton sweatshirt in case you get a little on ya

 

[DaveW]

a good idea to use the words flesh and pole at the same time...

 

[mykel]

Also, my 20mm shaft is stiffer than your 15mm one.

 

[jdcamb]

Ride this year is a 2016 Yamaha WR250R. Proper Helmet, Boots, and Goggles now. Camp Dues paid. Trailer spot secured.

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[kidwoo]

Ride this year is a 2016 Yamaha WR250R. Proper Helmet, Boots, and Goggles now. Camp Dues paid. Trailer spot secured.

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[jackalope]

The perportion of the components are bad huge shaft, tiny body.

 

[dan-o]

What size? I have one in a drawer.

 

[Jozz]

give your wife a boneshaker

 

[Pesqueeb]

small caulking

 

[jackalope]

Haven't played it in ages.
It got pretty hard pretty quickly.

 

[Jozz]

my mouth says fuck no unless you want to blow