[rideit]

. That kind of pounding is for the youngins.

 

[jackalope]

there’s a cucumber in your taco! WTF?

 

[Toshi]

taller men have their urethra closer to the average person’s mouth height

 

[Toshi]

She was like a roasted chicken. The skin's the good part.

 

[Toshi]

the best parts of a skinny chick would just be the skin, liver and brains

 

[Pesqueeb]

self rimming

 

[Adventurous]

I really should swing

 

[Atomic Dog]

what's your parcel size, if you don't mind me asking

 

[dan-o]

green knob....should be a rental...

 

[englertracing]

Those things are great when they work!
I use motorcycle ones for bigger holes. Hebo, a trials brand is working well for me when the holes are big.

"pile up another grand on tiny strap-on tubes"

 

[dan-o]

you really have to train yourself for the pounding

 

[Toshi]

There used to be a guy in our sterility assurance group

 

[StiHacka]

In the rush to get the wife out of the bush

 

[jackalope]

And sausage leashed slaves

 

[slimshady]

 

[Nick]

almost forgot about the joys of blowing

 

[rideit]

i wish i had a rack

 

[jonKranked]

.

 

[Atomic Dog]

stroke in 2.5mm increments.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Mine jumped off the nipple during a bath tonight and got lost in the bush.

 

[rideit]

Ummm........ I'm actually surprised he still rides us sometimes.

 

[6thElement]

Dude can't just slip that in there and think no one will notice!

 

[Adventurous]

I'm solidly drenched in my own fluids

 

[Sandro]

Lasted 10 seconds

 

[6thElement]

Do what the other's said and measure the exposed shaft

 

[mandown]

the O ring goes all the way to the end of the shaft.

 

[slimshady]

It said the cock block was removable.

 

[Jozz]

Helped a buddy erect

 

[slyfink]

Yeah... We called it the nail-bang-erect event. It's uncanny the amount of innuendo jokes you can make on a construction site.

 

[rideit]

. Gonna be a long day playing with old wood again.

 

[rideit]

I told wife we need to go to that place alone next time so we can spend four hours exploring/getting lost.

 

[Pesqueeb]

furry ladies

 

[jackalope]

that just sounds like your buddies are having mid life crises, and are finally experimenting

 

[rideit]

Heat makes things expand.

 

[Westy]

Back when I used to film a lot I had a bunch of hard drives going.

 

[Atomic Dog]

fuck me boys

 

[Atomic Dog]

this reminds me i should do a pork

 

[Toshi]

I rarely run the long hole

 

[canadmos]

I think the butt plugger will allow me to push pretty hard

 

[Nick]

cocaine dusted reeses cups