- Sep 27, 2001
Miata Shell swap that corvette.
Originally Posted by jdcamb
Sometimes I go back and read some of the stupid crap I wrote. WTF!
.....i also enjoy long walks on the beach, chopin and sodomy.
.....No one goes near my johnson with anything resembling a sharp object.
Truer words have never been spoken.I am mentally unstable.
Tempting signature material.As the elevator doors opened I saw half naked people running through the lobby and realized Pisco Sour is one hell of a drink.
.....Did you try googling what kind of neon the queen of england uses?
.. .... .....Gastric bypass surgery and a stuffed banana hammock?
.....fvck people who justify selfishness in the name of an invisible grampa in the sky.
Five.grab the lid shaft and rotate it counterclockwise
.........It's hard to spit it out without pooing a bit though.
^^^Winnar^^^I read about on ridemonkey.com, in the Lounge...those guys know everything.
3.14159...it included the orifices; just took a few minutes to swap 'em out.
.....Don't hesitate to holler if you need a good locust salad recipe........
.....there's no shame in lying in a pool of bloody urine while whimpering like a beaten puppy.
.....What possesses any grown man to think a base layer is an acceptable outer garment? It's like Roseanne walking around in nothing but panty hose.
Indeed...You really have to powerfully drive your hips to really explode into the snatch.
.....nailed his schlong to the floor and is crawling in confused circles