[johnbryanpeters]

PSP, Toshi, and jimmydean walk into a bar.........

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[jimmydean]

One of the dumbest things I've read....

Miata Shell swap that corvette.

 

[skibunny24]

Originally Posted by jdcamb

Sometimes I go back and read some of the stupid crap I wrote. WTF!

me too

 

[johnbryanpeters]

oh god they're everywhere.

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[Pesqueeb]

i also enjoy long walks on the beach, chopin and sodomy.

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[Pesqueeb]

No one goes near my johnson with anything resembling a sharp object.

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[johnbryanpeters]

You're welcome, I do this regularly to my hubby...

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[Pesqueeb]

I am mentally unstable.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Pesqueeb]

His only option is porn with Octomom

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[Pesqueeb]

As the elevator doors opened I saw half naked people running through the lobby and realized Pisco Sour is one hell of a drink.

Tempting signature material.

 

[Ride Monzie]

Stop using logic. Do you kno how bad that isht is for you?

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[Pesqueeb]

Did you try googling what kind of neon the queen of england uses?

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[jimmydean]

you bitches wanna f*ck or what?

 

[H8R]

Gastric bypass surgery and a stuffed banana hammock?

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[was?]

ok, i'll admit to being genuinely confused

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[jimmydean]

They are both ironic. Like rain on your wedding day.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

fvck people who justify selfishness in the name of an invisible grampa in the sky.

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[mandown]

grab the lid shaft and rotate it counterclockwise

Five.

Edit - sydasti

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...is ridemonkey christian?...

ein zwei politzei

 

[mandown]

My wife gets a collection of Chocolate Stouts tonight.

5678!

 

[Pesqueeb]

I have brought shame to this dojo.

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[Pesqueeb]

You didn't do a wiener suspension gig did you?

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[Pesqueeb]

doc then appologized for the "pressure" i was about to feel.

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[mandown]

yeah.

 

[Pesqueeb]

my kids can't outrun Depo-Provera

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[Pesqueeb]

Fluids from all creatures and all orifices! Fluids for all!

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[H8R]

It's hard to spit it out without pooing a bit though.

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[ICEBALL585]

I read about on ridemonkey.com, in the Lounge...those guys know everything.

^^^Winnar^^^

 

[Pesqueeb]

stare dejectedly at your crotch, mumbling incoherently.

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[mandown]

Nothing says fun like punching a baby!

54321

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...it included the orifices; just took a few minutes to swap 'em out.

3.14159

 

[Pesqueeb]

Right wingers needs dem babies for the Lords Armee...

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[Pesqueeb]

probably got dick cancer.

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[jimmydean]

my wife is a rabid catholic.....

 

[Pesqueeb]

Don't hesitate to holler if you need a good locust salad recipe........

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[Pesqueeb]

there's no shame in lying in a pool of bloody urine while whimpering like a beaten puppy.

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[Ride Monzie]

What possesses any grown man to think a base layer is an acceptable outer garment? It's like Roseanne walking around in nothing but panty hose.
Functional...yes.
Courteous...no.

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[rockofullr]

You really have to powerfully drive your hips to really explode into the snatch.

Indeed...

 

[Pesqueeb]

nailed his schlong to the floor and is crawling in confused circles

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[Pesqueeb]

ihomo.

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