[StiHacka]

I'll just continue to do what I do, which is pretty much just work, sleep, poop, play with the kitteh

 

[eric strt6]

great headline on CNN

Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus

 

[Pesqueeb]

great headline on CNN

Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus

They knew what they were doing.

 

[Full Trucker]

I got off

 

[Atomic Dog]

Load up the bj with pull

 

[pizza diavola]

I'll taste test dog shit

 

[rideit]

I like 'em low.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

psh i don't care about kids above 12

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Been dumping for 45min.

 

[StiHacka]

absolutely zero ass

 

[rideit]

. Will top with this cream stuff.

 

[StiHacka]

everything is still tight up front

 

[Atomic Dog]

Doing bill

 

[eric strt6]

the last thing I need is stray balls ending up in my face.

 

[StiHacka]

Bushes. I whack

 

[StiHacka]

I really liked that package

 

[jackalope]

Oh, there is still some residue...

 

[rideit]

You could fit a head in that.

 

[Pesqueeb]

14" overnight

 

[Atomic Dog]

There's something more jammed up in there.

 

[Full Trucker]

Got a new toy for the pocket yesterday.

 

[Westy]

It's a lot easy to get it in/out of compared to the little clams.

 

[eric strt6]

STOP! I can only get so erect!

 

[Atomic Dog]

rock hard, but thin

 

[Westy]

Have you tried lube for mounting? It has been a game changer for me.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Try sitting on it until it goes numb first... that feels really weird!

 

[Full Trucker]

I mean... that's just sound advice.

 

[Full Trucker]

All that matters is how it feels in your hands.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I swear it was bigger yesterday.

 

[DaveW]

a good person may be penetrating him.

Which is plausible.

 

[Westy]

it was a suitable hardness and duration to satisfy my goals

 

[Toshi]

I might have just accidentally got myself into a Polestar.

 

[Toshi]

in the fall i would have a go at trying to germinate them

 

[mykel]

Overheard amongst my youngest (17) and his friends....

"Do people still use Facebook? I thought only racists and anti-vaxxers used Facebook these days? "

 

[6thElement]

Tape your nipples, Babs.

 

[Full Trucker]

doing the front boinkage

 

[6thElement]

I came for the GMT but stayed for the dick jokes.

O RLY

 

[canadmos]

I even broke the butt dildo doing so

 

[Atomic Dog]

I had a massive sac

 

[6thElement]

Anal? Yes! But it works extremely well.