[rideit]

it's a pretty substantial tool.

 

[Adventurous]

Better recognize!

 

[sunringlerider]

Better recognize!

 

[StiHacka]

 

[Changleen]

Scooped!

 

[jdcamb]

I find Joy in servicing my own bikes. Both rear cables were kinked on the Bridgestone during the Robbery. Replaced everything. $7. Piece of mind...

 

[gonefirefightin]

underachievement by mother nature, I was hoping for 2 inches.

 

[StiHacka]

I got a piece of chicken in a dry ass

 

[Pesqueeb]

Once i can locate it, I can lube it.

 

[sunringlerider]

Try squirting some lube

 

[6thElement]

The big thing is to get your squish perfect and have your leak down perfect.

 

[StiHacka]

we loved doing it, especially on the secret twisty forest trails.

 

[StiHacka]

Trim around my back door was damaged and needed replacing.

 

[Westy]

we had a much tighter hole and deeper insertion to work on

 

[slimshady]

Thank you. That phrase was practically begging to be in this thread .

 

[rideit]

Even I refrained, it was too…obvious.
we all knew it was coming.

 

[StiHacka]

If a post is carefully crafted for the context of the no-context thread, does it have no context in the no-context thread?

 

[sunringlerider]

after lubing every orifice repeatedly?

 

[rideit]

fuck everything

 

[Full Trucker]

moist

 

[Atomic Dog]

I would rather have an NFT cock

 

[Full Trucker]

things suck

 

[Toshi]

You didnt say no last time you were at my place, lol

 

[kidwoo]

Fuckin' gnomes.

 

[pizza diavola]

all day I dream about sethimus

 

[gonefirefightin]

When reaming, never go backwards.

 

[DaveW]

That’s an odd sounding orgy.

 

[rideit]

- Would definitely play with it more.

 

[sunringlerider]

insert flute/trombone

 

[Westy]

- Would definitely play with it more.

 

[rideit]

 

[Full Trucker]

I am gonna get wet today

 

[sunringlerider]

but opens to nearly 2 inches.

 

[Westy]

guys decided they wanted to test each other's meat smoking ability so that you can swallow it without chewing.

 

[Toshi]

How big and what flavor? I’ve got a thing for wood.

 

[jdcamb]

Too much Pizza is not good for you. Expensive Italian Cold Cuts are really bad for you. Waffles. Chicken Wings. Knish. All bad for you.

 

[eric strt6]

just need to find something to stick it in.

Any volunteers?

 

[Nick]

bros can spray shit up the wrong hole again

 

[sunringlerider]

why not do it the traditional way and slap it between your hands?!

 

[jdcamb]

I appreciate the Muppets on a far deeper level then you probably. Could be wrong.