[Changleen]

I mean, who doesn’t?

 

[Toshi]

Oh yeah, him too. I remember he had a giant head. I got a picture somewhere he took of me dropping a log at Sly Park.

 

[Toshi]

Socket >strap-on. Got it.

 

[StiHacka]

No babies yet

 

[kidwoo]

Woke up to massive amounts of blow

 

[6thElement]

This is super weird though since the skillset is incredibly small. There are maybe 10 people in the country doing this.

 

[Adventurous]

skin my sorry out-of-shape carcass

 

[MikeD]

a bit of crank rubbing with shoes

 

[StiHacka]

took a steam dump on the counter and shit the bed

 

[StiHacka]

I'm just tired of dealing with her ass.

 

[HardtailHack]

pretty anal
Should have 30-40 folks show up.

 

[HardtailHack]

You guys need to seriously consider skipping mustard once in a while and replace it by mayonnaise. Or even better, home made alioli.

 

[Pesqueeb]

my family is required to turn me into Vindaloo

 

[Atomic Dog]

Took three dudes

 

[jackalope]

I didn't moan about riding pleasure at all.
You did.
A little too much TBH.

 

[jackalope]

RIP that box

 

[jackalope]

Automatically retracts, then you have to butt clench and pull to extend.

 

[StiHacka]

This thread needs moar pichures.

 

[slimshady]

I would pee on myself

 

[StiHacka]

Had mine done and I'm still getting notices.

 

[Toshi]

I skipped my swim this morning and crawled back into bed after that early morning violation.

my hose is 3" too short.

 

[jonKranked]

I am 100% chubbed out

 

[Full Trucker]

20lb sack

 

[Toshi]

allows them to suck off the Quebec teat

 

[Atomic Dog]

battling with the nuts

 

[Full Trucker]

I have old man bitch hands

 

[Toshi]

met a guy visiting from Grand Junktown, good fun pinning it with him and my local buddy

 

[Nick]

Quick stint on the ass pounder

 

[Atomic Dog]

I feel like dropping the "I" from the beginning of the sentence gives it a bit more nuance.

hate fucking MBA assholes

 

[StiHacka]

this is my neighbors place. He has a much bigger wood

 

[6thElement]

So Wifey's company has a raging bitch in their building

(Mrs Stoney is a top lady)

 

[Full Trucker]

Unzips

 

[stoney]

(Mrs Stoney is a top lady)

*The. Only CEO is higher and that's a he.

 

[StiHacka]

already had a tapped hole but I slid it in farther

 

[jackalope]

So you can't just make it longer?

 

[StiHacka]

With waxing, you need to strip off

 

[Full Trucker]

she comes in handy

 

[jonKranked]

the Tamale lady sucked me

 

[Changleen]

Goddamn it scooped!

 

[rideit]

I am tempted, may have to get a pair.